Good morning Attention Seekers

I see it's just a few of my favourite boys online rn How do you guys like your eggs?

 

soft poached or over easy
the juices must flow

 

Fertilized

 

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With sausages, bacon and hash browns. Hurry up, bitch.

 

LOL

But actually scrambled or hard boiled

 

Ok, you guys want coffee of juice?

 

1 coffee of juice please

 

OJ pls

 

Unfertilized, preferably over medium

And omg coffee plz

 

Oh, and good morning @Wrecky

 

Do you guys want crispy bacon or floppy bacon?

 

Crispy all the way

 

How do you make bacon crispy? Mine is always floppy

 

Prefer in the middle, not floppy, but just a little crispy on the edges, before it starts to taste like a crunchy salt lick

 

Over easy, once you go over easy you never go back. Only took me about 30 years to get there.

 

crunchy salt lick for me

 

Over medium, where it oozes instead of running, but almost nobody can get that right

 

I'm learning so much about you guys
Now which of you weirdo's dips your bacon in syrup? I know at least one of you does

 

haha, I Just like it when you poke it and all the warm yellow comes out. and then you dip your bread or sausage in it. YUM