Got a situation

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by mikeconley11, Feb 11, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    I just finished wanking, before I cleaned up I checked my email with my other hand. Just a quick 1 minute thing before getting the tissues.

    I'm so stupid, I wipe my fucking eye with my cum hand and I properly rubbed it into my eye. It starts to sting and shit, I wash it out but it still fucking stings. It's been an hour! I've got to leave for a basketball game in 2 and a half hours. It's an important game!

    Everything on google says "it'll be okay tomorrow, just don't rub them". I don't have till tomorrow :steaming:. Will this affect my hand/eye co-ordination, you think?
     
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  2. Squire72

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    That’s straight up tragedy, you’re gonna lose your eye :(

    Jk, you’ll be fine, just tell people you have pinkeye to save embarrassment, or that that you were circle jerking with some friends and someone hit your eye from across the room
     
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    Thumbs up anyone that's ever had cum in their eyes :gjob:
     
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    I had 6 points, 3 assists, 11 rebounds fml
     
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    How many attempts and how many makes?
     
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    I'm sg, so probably a shit load of attempts. 2 free throws, so like 2 field goals. I sucked.
     
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    When you flapped so good sperm came out your eye balls
     
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