Help me I'm a sinner!

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  1. Wrecky

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    I've seen the error of my ways and feel the need to repent for my sins, can anyone help me??
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    Sister, are you truly prepared to open up and receive the Almighty?
     
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    Don’t do it Wrecky!! I’m telling you a homeless middle eastern dude that sleeps with animals is not the penis you want inside you!!
     
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    Idk, what's in it for me?
     
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    Dear Lord Jesus, please come and heal Wrecky's wounded and troubled heart. I beg you to heal the torments that are causing anxiety in her life. I beg you, in a particular way, to heal the underlying source of her sinfulness. I beg you to come into her life and heal the psychological harms that struck her in her childhood and from the injuries they have caused throughout her life.

    Lord Jesus, you know her burdens. She lays them on your Good Shepherd’s Heart. She beseeches you—by the merits of the great open wound in her heart—to heal the small wounds that are in hers. Heal her memories, so that nothing that has happened to her will cause her to remain in pain and anguish, filled with anxiety.

    Heal, O Lord, all those wounds that have been the cause of evil that is rooted in her life. I want to forgive all those who have offended her. Look to those inner sores that make her unable to forgive. You who came to forgive the afflicted of heart, please, heal her wounded and troubled heart.

    Heal, O Lord Jesus, all those intimate wounds that are the root cause of her physical illness. She offers you her heart. Accept it, Lord, purify it and give her the sentiments of your Divine Heart.

    Heal her, O Lord, from the pain caused by the death of her loved ones. Grant her to regain peace and joy in the knowledge that you are the Resurrection and the Life. Make her an authentic witness to your resurrection, your victory over sin and death, and your loving presence among all men.

    The principalities of darkness shall be eradicated by Holy Ghost fire in Jesus's name. Amen.
     
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    Yuck @mikeconley11 get outta here this is between me and jesus
     
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    Omfg what'd he do lol
     
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    Wrote me a dumb book that's obviously full of LIES :foie: @mikeconley11 is a false prophet
     
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    @The Reverend , Reverend you didn't answer me :( I asked for your help and this is how you treat me?
     
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    Lololol. I think we’re overwhelming him with our sin.
     
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    Timothy 4:19~ "Let those among you who are without sin be the first to throw the stone. The crowd looked at Jesus, believing he had a good point. Then Jesus picked up a stone"
     
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    Can reverends call for backup like the cops?
     
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    Iunno. There’s a clergy hierarchy. So...maybe? I wanna sleep with a clergyman.
     
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    I want to see a priest strip to "Like a virgin" :party:
     
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    Lol Burt Reynolds was hot in Smokey and the bandit
     
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    I feel like god has forsaken me :lonely:
     
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    There there child I'd never do that to you.
     
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    I'm truly sorry...the great deceiver has stood in my way.

    What's in it for you is salvation from the eternal torture we all so richly deserve. Sounds good, doesn't it?
     
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    Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it. Sec in the air i don't c care I love the smell of it. Now sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
     
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    I think you're "hijacking the thread?"
     

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