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Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Gus, Jun 13, 2018.

  1. Gus

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    Was in a bad part of Los Angeles last night sitting on my friends porch watching all the prostitutes go by. They’d literally walk up and down the street over and over again with their ass and tits mostly out. Never seen anything like that before, it was definitely entertaining.

    A few of them asked me “if I wanted to party” or “be shown a good time” and I politely declined. :P
     
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  2. Karlijn

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    good decision
     
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  3. Squire72

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    Never throw pennies at them, one of my friends did that while I was with them and we got chased all over town by a midget in a decked out Cadillac convertible with a giant bald dude who looked like Ving Rhames.
     
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  4. Gus

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    Indeed.

    Lol, why would he throw pennies at them?
     
  5. Squire72

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    Apparently throwing pennies at hookers was something he saw in a movie and thought it would be funny. It was not.
     
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  6. Mithras

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    looool *gasssssp* LOOOOOOOOOL
     
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    The midget dude was standing on the back seat bouncing up and down screaming how bad he was gonna fuck us up, it was surreal

    We called him Guido the killer pimp
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oh fuck looooooool
     
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    oh man.. that shit's funny af. also i always feel like midget pimps should be carrying around the biggest 12 gauge pumps
     
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  11. Squire72

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    Carrying around giant men to fight their battles seems pretty close
     
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    I was once flashed by a group of hookers when I was like 12 (They may have not been hookers, but I'm pretty sure they were)
     
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    damm thats child abuse
     
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    How much is it to rent a hooker?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    www.backpage.com
     
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    Now I feel like the FBI is watching me.
     
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    Is “rent” the right word here?
     
  18. Gus

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    One hooker I saw had a skirt so short her vag & ass were totally visible and she had no underwear on. She caught me looking and was one of the ones who propositioned me. I said “no thanks” but I wouldn’t have fucked her even if she was paying ME. Bitch was gross as fuck.
     
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    I found out one of my ex’s was working as a hooker before we started dating (found out after we broke up, or around the same time)

    So I guess I have banged a hooker, but it didn’t even cost me dinner
     
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    They were already watching you before
     

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