How come boys never have common sense

I have a plastic cutting board and a marble cutting board on the counter, and this guy pulls out the crestwood gold plated fine porcelain to chop garlic on

 

If it makes you feel any better, I’d be smart enough to grab a cutting board.

 

I don't understand. Is the gold plated porcelain valuable? What's the point in its existence then? Just use garlic powder

Edit: What does porcelain mean again?

 

Come with me and get superior quality boy.

 

i think the crestwood part means its expensive af

 

People who own dishes they don't use are insane

 

We eat off of the dishes all the time, you just don’t use them as a damn cutting board

 

yah idk did it make that screechy noise nobody wants to hear?

 

I have 3 cutting boards, never cut on dishes, that just seems silly

 

Gold plated porcelain is quite valuable, but mostly it will likely be difficult to replace a piece in a set that matches perfectly.
Porcelain itself is a completely iron free clay that takes a very high temperature to vitrify. however once it is fully vitrified it is incredibly strong. The problem is the glaze and gold plating are much too delicate to chop garlic on. It could cause small cracks in the glaze that will eventually show up when dirt gets stuck in them and cannot be cleaned out.
If you want to know anything else about porcelain, I would love to tell you more. Wow, the history of porcelain is especially exciting.

 

I half-knew that lol, all my porcelain knowledge was from that Moby song.

Anyway, the **** is the point of it? Just use a normal ass plate. It's like in the bible when they say "heaven will have streets of gold". Like fucking hell, if the streets were made of gold do you know how many people would be slipping and falling over? Imagine how annoying that would be, it's not like you can use the gold for money just use fucking concrete.

 

I don’t have any normal plates because I’m extra af

 

Sometimes u wanna feel fancy af during prep i guess

 

Is it rude, during sex, when you keep boning the girl in the ass but she is trying to poop and you are just basically repeatedly pushing the poop back inside of her and she is repeatedly trying to poop it out? Does that damage some of her internal organs?

 

^ The above questions is for all of the ladies, by the way.

 

I always forget to write down the rules of the kitchen.
I feel like regardless of what knife or cutting board I choose it's always wrong one even if its right.
I should start writing down what I was told last time. i swear to **** it changes every day.

 

Lol, you sound like my dad

 

Gross. WHY ?! It would be so awkward.... RIP Plate and Knife

 

maybe he's helping you by politely indicating plastic and marble are not good surfaces for cutting boards

 

Or RIP boyfriend/fiancé