Hmm maybe spank it with a pizza paddle, wash it with a firehose.. but I'm out of my depth when it comes to diapers
I suggest those dumb hipster scarves. Keyffi or w/e theyre called the checkered tassley ones that hipsters and basic bitches drinking their pumpkin spice lattes love to wear.
Seems easy to me.. we become hipster bounty hunters. Like present day boba fetts. Spike boots and wrist cannons included