How do you...

Spank a giant baby? I'm curious. Come on Internet! Teach me things!

 

Wtf Did Cib3rNaut put you up to this?

 

Im just curious mang. How would you spank a giant baby.. or wash it even. Especially if it poops

 

Well I guess the question is just how big is this giant baby?

 

Like big baby sign at the airport big. Like possibly 80 lbs of baby

 

Hmm maybe spank it with a pizza paddle, wash it with a firehose.. but I'm out of my depth when it comes to diapers

 

I suggest those dumb hipster scarves. Keyffi or w/e theyre called the checkered tassley ones that hipsters and basic bitches drinking their pumpkin spice lattes love to wear.

 

Lol that could work, but getting hipsters to part with their thrift store scarves is no easy task

 

Seems easy to me.. we become hipster bounty hunters. Like present day boba fetts. Spike boots and wrist cannons included

 

And we corner them in an alley, steal their scarves and rough them up a bit for good measure?

 

Or.... murder? Stop gentrification right at its source!

 

Lol that's going a little far for my marshmallow self

 

We'll get there. You look like a badass/somebody who could take a life and sleep soundly

 

Looks can be deceiving

 

Yeah Wrecky the metal carebear/the cannibal carebear

 

So accurate!

 

Next question... how would you wash a giant baby?

 

Once by drowning it

 

Well that would be the most effective way I suppose.. do it one time and one time only