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  1. Part-Times Platypus

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    Spank a giant baby? I'm curious. Come on Internet! Teach me things!
     
  2. Wrecky

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    Wtf :P Did Cib3rNaut put you up to this?
     
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    Im just curious mang. How would you spank a giant baby.. or wash it even. Especially if it poops
     
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    Well I guess the question is just how big is this giant baby?
     
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    Like big baby sign at the airport big. Like possibly 80 lbs of baby
     
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    Hmm maybe spank it with a pizza paddle, wash it with a firehose.. but I'm out of my depth when it comes to diapers :eek:
     
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    I suggest those dumb hipster scarves. Keyffi or w/e theyre called the checkered tassley ones that hipsters and basic bitches drinking their pumpkin spice lattes love to wear.
     
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    Lol that could work, but getting hipsters to part with their thrift store scarves is no easy task
     
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    Seems easy to me.. we become hipster bounty hunters. Like present day boba fetts. Spike boots and wrist cannons included
     
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    And we corner them in an alley, steal their scarves and rough them up a bit for good measure?
     
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    Or.... murder? Stop gentrification right at its source!
     
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    Lol that's going a little far for my marshmallow self :hungry:
     
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    We'll get there. You look like a badass/somebody who could take a life and sleep soundly
     
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    Looks can be deceiving ;) ba34efde20d3bbd0a76bc620aa7f7486.jpg
     
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    Yeah Wrecky the metal carebear/the cannibal carebear
     
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    care_bear___metal_bear_by_s_i_l_v_e_r_w_i_n_g.jpg
    :vamp:
     
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    So accurate!
     
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    Next question... how would you wash a giant baby?
     
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    Once by drowning it
     
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    Well that would be the most effective way I suppose.. do it one time and one time only
     

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