Discussion in 'User Topics' started by Part-Times Platypus, Jan 13, 2017.
Spank a giant baby? I'm curious. Come on Internet! Teach me things!
Wtf Did Cib3rNaut put you up to this?
Im just curious mang. How would you spank a giant baby.. or wash it even. Especially if it poops
Well I guess the question is just how big is this giant baby?
Like big baby sign at the airport big. Like possibly 80 lbs of baby
Hmm maybe spank it with a pizza paddle, wash it with a firehose.. but I'm out of my depth when it comes to diapers
I suggest those dumb hipster scarves. Keyffi or w/e theyre called the checkered tassley ones that hipsters and basic bitches drinking their pumpkin spice lattes love to wear.
Lol that could work, but getting hipsters to part with their thrift store scarves is no easy task
Seems easy to me.. we become hipster bounty hunters. Like present day boba fetts. Spike boots and wrist cannons included
And we corner them in an alley, steal their scarves and rough them up a bit for good measure?
Or.... murder? Stop gentrification right at its source!
Lol that's going a little far for my marshmallow self
We'll get there. You look like a badass/somebody who could take a life and sleep soundly
Looks can be deceiving
Yeah Wrecky the metal carebear/the cannibal carebear
Next question... how would you wash a giant baby?
Once by drowning it
Well that would be the most effective way I suppose.. do it one time and one time only
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