how many eggs can u eat in one sitting

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  1. PurePanic

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    This has turned into an offtopic.com thread, a bunch of middle aged men talking about boring house work.
     
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    This is a bad post
     
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    What if I light myself on fire
     
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    Now we’re getting somewhere
     
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    Maybe I’ll hard boil the eggs and string them together and shove them up my ass and then rip them out like I’m starting a lawnmower
     
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    Were you around when I lit myself on fire by mistake? Made Simmie freak out?
     
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  7. PurePanic

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    My memory isn’t that great, but probably.
     
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    I'll see if I can find the pics.
     
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    Simmie got me some flame-retardant from her work. I tried it out on a sock and it wouldn't burn. So then I tried it out on myself.

    Apparently, it's only flame resistant when it dries, but is highly flammable when wet.



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    Is this why your dick is such a weird colour?
     
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    No, that's because I'm black where it counts.
     
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    Seems more like you just have an appreciation for food you share on occasion, haters gotta hate

    There doesn’t need to be an ulterior motive to be nice to people - which some still don’t get.
     
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    Just made eggs
     
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    There doesn’t need to be, but usually there is.
     
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    I have yet to get anything back in return, so I must be doing it wrong.
     
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    I don’t know about that - my motivation is seeing happier people, and seeing friends succeed. Blows up in my face occasionally

    I have a friend I met IRL through nex people who needed medical help, couldn’t work, so i gave her a free place to live, fed and entertained (movies, concerts, whatever) for almost a year, encouraged her to see doctors, helped her get paperwork done for insurance. She just used me to keep living the life that made her sick and lied about trying to get help. The only thing I ever asked of her in return was to actually seek medical help, and not to bring strangers into my house. Every weekend she was bringing random dudes from the bar in after I went to bed, so I gave her notice that she had to leave if she wasn’t willing to stop doing that (strange drunks in my house while I’m trying to sleep causes all kinds of anxiety for me)

    Didn’t ask her to stop doing anything she wanted to do, just to stop bringing them to my home - that was too much apparently.

    I still don’t regret trying to help her, but sad she didn’t bother to actually get help
     
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    You got a bunch of pseudo friends
     

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