How to life?

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  1. mikeconley11

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    My friend texted me to see if she could read my notes before a lecture (she's a lesbian, so relax). I responded to her text with:

    Rosa Parks~ "No"

    She hasn't responded and it's been like a day since I texted that. When I saw her in the lecture theatre, she ignored me when I said hi. I use that Rosa Parks quote on everyone, but she happens to be African-United Kingdomish so I'm worried she's perceived it as racist? I've definitely used that quote with other black people and they thought I was hilarious, so what's up?

    I mean, okay I get it. In hindsight, it's pretty insensitive trivialising what Rosa Parks did. Should I apologise? What should I say?
     
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    Tell her not to give you a silent protest like Martin Luther
     
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  3. Squire72

    Squire72 Moberator

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    Send her a dick pic
     
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    What if she beats me up like... Can't make that joke lol
     
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    skrinkle Cat Mom

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    If someone doesn’t get u are they really worth the energy? I say don’t worry about it
     
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    SAKARINBO Fartist

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    Do not apologize. There is a war on comedy that needs to die!
     
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  7. PriestoftheHigh

    PriestoftheHigh The Joe Shogun chopslash Plus Member

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    This morning I learned that lesbians are sensitive magestic creatures.
     
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    mcpon14 Bleeds Nexopia

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    That's better. :foie:
     
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    Squire72 Moberator

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    They can be quite devious as well. I met a lesbian at a bar who offered me a threesome in exchange for agreeing to sleep with her hot straight friend and herself.

    Actually in retrospect it wasn’t very devious towards me, but towards her friend it was. The friend got too drunk and passed out but she kept her word and we played for hours without the friend.
     
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    PriestoftheHigh The Joe Shogun chopslash Plus Member

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    Sounds like she isn't exactly lesbian..
     
  11. Squire72

    Squire72 Moberator

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    She was definitely a lesbian, we talked a few times after that and it was a drunken regret for her, although she admitted she enjoyed the escapades she had no interest in men. The friend got her all worked up, I just reaped the rewards
     
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  12. PriestoftheHigh

    PriestoftheHigh The Joe Shogun chopslash Plus Member

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    Damn, you're the fucking man then. I would totally brag about that during bar banter.
     
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    It was a weird night. I’ve definitely cherished the memory haha

    She looked like a weird butch chick, but clothes off it was a disguise - possibly my favourite escapade ever
     
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    You can't take it back and be forgiven because you're not a celebrity.

    Dick pic is probably the only correct answer here. It won't make things worse but it may make things better...
     
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