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I fell asleep eating dinner and this happened

Discussion in 'Food Forum' started by mikeconley11, Jan 28, 2018.

  1. mikeconley11

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    Woke up with my shoulder in some tikka masala pasta and half the pasta on the bed. Is it good to eat though?

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  2. MarkFL

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    You eat in bed? :no:
     
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  3. mikeconley11

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    Doesn't everyone? The only people who don't eat in bed are people with families
     
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  4. MarkFL

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    I never eat in bed. I'm just surprised that you would bring food into the place you sleep and get busy with your lady friends. :)
     
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    I'm not exactly the cleanest. For example, I'm not going to wash out the pasta stain and instead I'm going to turn the mattress around
     
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  6. MarkFL

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    Each to his own though, it's your decision.

    As far as the food that was on your bed being edible, its likely got some hairs in it, and I would discard that.
     
  7. mikeconley11

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    You say that as I'm eating it, stop putting me off my food!
     
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    Or dead skin . . . Definitely dead skin
     
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    :iik:
     
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    :puke:Ewwww you already ate it didn’t you!? Didn’t even wait long enough to let nexopia choose your next move!:rofl:
     
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    No, people who don't eat in bed are people who know basic hygiene. And people who don't want to accidentally fall asleep in their food?
     
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    hold on.... is there a fitted sheet on that mattress???? omg.
     
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    Fitted sheet? Nah, just the mattress. I don't really see the point in having a sheet, it's so long and unnecessary
     
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    Well, I ate some of it and then I stopped. Would all the germs go away if I heated it in the microwave?
     
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    Germs maybe, skin will most likely cook itself into the sauce. Yum :P
     
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    So how do you clean your bedding? You fit the whole mattress in the washer? :puke::puke::puke:
     
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  17. MarkFL

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    I bet he uses a vacuum cleaner with a brush attachment. :gjob:
     
  18. mikeconley11

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    What kind of loser cleans their bedding? @skrinkle your sister is soft
     
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    Fake news you have no bedding just bed
     
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  20. SAKARINBO

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    I’ll bet he does absolutely nothing. I’ll bet the pasta stain will be there until he’s dead
     
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