I fell asleep eating dinner and this happened

Woke up with my shoulder in some tikka masala pasta and half the pasta on the bed. Is it good to eat though?

 

You eat in bed?

 

Doesn't everyone? The only people who don't eat in bed are people with families

 

I never eat in bed. I'm just surprised that you would bring food into the place you sleep and get busy with your lady friends.

 

I'm not exactly the cleanest. For example, I'm not going to wash out the pasta stain and instead I'm going to turn the mattress around

 

Each to his own though, it's your decision.

As far as the food that was on your bed being edible, its likely got some hairs in it, and I would discard that.

 

You say that as I'm eating it, stop putting me off my food!

 

Or dead skin . . . Definitely dead skin

 

Ewwww you already ate it didn’t you!? Didn’t even wait long enough to let nexopia choose your next move!

 

No, people who don't eat in bed are people who know basic hygiene. And people who don't want to accidentally fall asleep in their food?

 

hold on.... is there a fitted sheet on that mattress???? omg.

 

Fitted sheet? Nah, just the mattress. I don't really see the point in having a sheet, it's so long and unnecessary

 

Well, I ate some of it and then I stopped. Would all the germs go away if I heated it in the microwave?

 

Germs maybe, skin will most likely cook itself into the sauce. Yum

 

So how do you clean your bedding? You fit the whole mattress in the washer?

 

I bet he uses a vacuum cleaner with a brush attachment.

 

What kind of loser cleans their bedding? @skrinkle your sister is soft

 

Fake news you have no bedding just bed

 

I’ll bet he does absolutely nothing. I’ll bet the pasta stain will be there until he’s dead