I got another dog...

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  1. mikeconley11

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    Amber is even worse! I associate it with this girl named Amber who would always sit in the corner of the playground and cry. She was known as bin girl because she was always next to a bin and people would try and throw stuff in there and if they missed, she would pick it up and put it in the bin. Like, you could throw your moldy pizza at the bin and it wouldn't even matter if you missed or if it hit her in the face, because she would put it in the bin for you with no complaints. True story, no bamboozle. So yeah, change her name to MaGee #3.
     
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    Actually, I just remembered her shelter name was Goldie, lol so awful name giving MIL is responsible for Amber too. :no:
    I mostly call her Biggie, Brown fellow or Bean :)
     
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    Biggie or Bean is nice. All the colour related names are cheesy af
     
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    Agree^ I also call her Bamberoni because it's close to Amber so she kind of listens :imslow:
     
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    On of my favourite people is a girl named Amber in Vancouver, except her name is actually Kirsten

    Not sure why she goes by Amber, but I met her on a social networking site called SWYDM and her username was AmberFlashing
     
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    @skrinkle?
     
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    Not the same Kirsten lol... Amber is a bartender/server who lived in Thailand when I met her
     
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    When you met her, did you ever ask her what the capital of Thailand is and then when she's thinking about it punch her in the lady nuts and shout out bang cock?

    Amberflashing just refers to traffic lights flashing amber before turning green btw, mystery solved :P
     
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    Actually a reference to the weather warning signs on the Coquihalla freeway - winter weather ahead when amber flashing - she chose it because she has a huge rack she’s prone to flashing when she’s drunk

    She lived in Bangkok, working for The Royal Bank of Canada there - thankfully she never punched me in the dick lol
     
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    What?? Noo she's wrong, her name refers to traffic lights. Do you get these traffic lights in Canada where the amber light flashes before turning red?

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    Isn't it also something about child abduction? I remember getting a notification to my phone once that said 'Amber alert' and I was like, my dog can text?? :omg:
     
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    No you moron, it's traffic lights
     
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    Amber alerts, yeah - not sure if they apply in the UK, I think they hate children as much as you and I, so when a kid goes missing they just donate their stuff and don’t bother looking for them
     
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    Why do they need to alert the public? Isn't it a regular occurrence? Just giving parents unnecessary stress
     
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    When a child is abducted, not just you know... missing
     
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    How can you tell the difference though?
     
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    An amber alert is issued when a child has been abducted - has vehicle information, who was with them. Most often it’s a parental abduction where a parent without custody leaves with a child against the guardians wishes
     
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    So it's when you know who the kidnapper is? They should be worrying about the ones where you don't know who did it
     
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    They worry about both
     
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