i just saw a dead body in the park

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  1. Mithras

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    forensics is down there investigating and shit. maybe ill walk down there and offer my assistance cuz I've watched enough forensics shows to figure this out in five minutes
     
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    ill be like alright guys detective mithras is on the scene.

    did u guys dust for fingerprints?
    why does he have that moth in his mouth?
    is hannibal lecter here?
    check out all the footprints cuz it rained last night.
    was he wearing nike's?
    why isn't this crime scene roped off yet what the **** are u guys DOING?


    hey you. YOU with the bug eyes stop contaminating my crime scene.
     
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    rigamortis hasn't set in yet which tells me this guy died exactly 5 hours ago
     
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    wait a minute wait a minute i see a used needle this is obviously an over dose nothing to see here folks

    CASE CLOSED
     
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    Never know, maybe Dr Evil injected him with poison and left the syringe to throw off the investigation
     
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    nah nah nah i didnt see any doctor evil footprints ANYWHERE
     
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    also @tool thats how u solve a fckn crime i dont know wtf u think ur doing
     
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    Of course there were no footprints, he dropped the guy out of his helicopter
     
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    lol nah because i can see the crime scene outside my window and i didnt here no copters last night
     
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    When you’re a super rich criminal mastermind you can afford the Silent choppers
     
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    nah nah nah ur dealing with super sensitive ears here bub i woulda heard that too
     
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    i can hear the wind before it even starts blowing
     
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    It’s a conspiracy!
     
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    Ninjas I tell ya!
     
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    see this might be a viable possibility but i already closed the case so.....
     
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    judicial error!
     
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    r u calling me corrupt? for shame
     
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    Someone’s gonna get away because you made assumptions man, not cool haha
     
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    No, but you could use a few lessons from Columbo.
    Or even Johnny English
     
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    I thought this thread would be better :shifty2:
     
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