I managed to piss off a Bulgarian diplomat

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  1. mikeconley11

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    Speaking with a guy online who said this in response to me calling him a liar and that I stuck my finger up his wife's ass and sniffed it:
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    Now, I thought he was a troll. But he gave proof that he's one of the top professional Bulgarian chess players, a pretty big author and a career diplomat named Lyudmil Tsvetkov (google him).

    Jesus, this guy is arrogant as **** though. He's only a candidate master (I'm 200 rating points away from being a candidate master) and he thinks he's one of the best in the world. And to the surprise of no-one, he told me that he doesn't have a wife.

    Give me suggestions on how to bruise his ego, this is a semi/high profile dude who goes on to chess forums in his spare time to brag. Give me something that would completely wreck his life, so he's contemplating suicide and shit.
     
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    Tell him these days, watching a human play chess is like watching some dude compete in the Indy 500 on a bicycle. :)
     
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    This guy has written books on how he beat Stockfish (a chess computer, probably took him 1000 attempts). He'd just use that as an excuse to brag about it most likely
     
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    Tell him about DeepMind's AlphaZero that crushed Stockfish 28-0. :)
     
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    That's such a nerdy way to crush his ego though
     
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    What r u talking about
     
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    Hi how r u :)
     
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    Good! ..u? Jk, I already asked that. ;)
    Want to help out our bud @mikeconley11 ?
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    But for a second you thought I was on to you huh :lol:
     
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    Step 1: Challenge him to a game of chess
    Step 2: cheat
    Step 3: win
     
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    At a certain level, you can tell when someone is using a chess engine to cheat. The moves don't feel human!
     
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