I started smelling shit

So, I just started smelling shit. I notice it gets stronger whenever I put my hand near my face, so I start sniffing my hands and the tip of some of my fingers smell strongly of shit.

I must have wiped wrong. I took a shit 5 hours ago, who knows how many times I put my hands in my mouth during that time?

 

Ah, gross I've been wiping my eyes all day. Will I get @.:Batman:. eyes now?

 

You didn't mind it when the shit was in some of your organs, why do you now that it is on your hand?

 

It wasn’t pink eye there was a eyelash stuck in there fucking shit up!

 

Did you not wash your hands?!?

 

Reading this thread made me have to poop btw, ty I was constipated

 

Whatever man, just keep wearing the helmet so people don't have to look at it

 

Yeah, I guess I didn't do it properly. Plus this soap sucks

 

Solid advice

 

It’s ok we’ve all made mistakes

 

Also stop being a cheapskate and purchase some stronger TP buddy

 

Just run the shower on your butt and scrape away the poop. Then wipe with a towel.

 

It could be severe halitosis, and when you put you hand to your nose, your breath is being deflected to your nose?

 

You are my buddy! And don’t you ever deny it guy!

 

Nah because your mum never complains about my breath

 

She'd hardly be a good judge of that...her breath could drop a charging rhino at 50 yards.

 

I hate to say but this so true of my mom, for real.

 

I remember as a kid in my moms bed trying to breathe at the exact same time as her, so that I wouldn’t breathe in as she breathed out. Mad coffee breath.

 

Mine mom's was just mad stank breath, lol. I think that I've inherited it.