I think I have a date with a 70 year old

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  1. mikeconley11

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    So I was at a bus stop and this old lady starts talking to me. I make conversation quickly realising she's batshit insane. She says how I remind her of her dead son and I'm praying for the bus to come but keep making conversation because I feel bad for her.

    Anyway, the bus comes and we both get on and she sits next to me (it was an empty bus). Then she asks for my number and I stupidly give it because again I feel bad for her.

    Then later she calls me and I don't know how but she somehow convinced me to have dinner with her at her house? I mean I couldn't say no after she compared me to her son and showed me pics of him while crying.

    So Jesus, now I've got to go to her house tomorrow. Do I bring a condom? o_O

    Nah but for real how do I get out of this without driving this old woman to suicide or something?
     
  2. mcpon14

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    Just go and make sweet love to her. :)
     
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  3. .:Batman:.

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    Ghost her, change your number and your name to Daniel.
     
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  4. mcpon14

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    Just go. You might have a really great time. :)
     
  5. Wrecky

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    Go, she's probably an awesome cook :)
     
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  7. mcpon14

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    ^ Yep! She is luring you into her Texas Chainsaw Massacre-type family, lol. :)
     
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  8. sharkbait.

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    Omg no dont do it if she gave you batshit insane vibes at any point its time to change your number and ghost-a-ho.
     
  9. Eastcorner

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    I dunno about you guys, but if this woman is trying to seduce someone who reminds her of her dead son, she probably has unresolved issues.
     
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    Or maybe she's just a nice old granny with a touch of dementia :(
    Be kind!
     
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  11. mikeconley11

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    I love how every guy is saying not to go but every girl is saying to go. I'd feel too bad if I didn't go tbh, I should have gave her a fake number on the bus like girls always do to me
     
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  12. MarkFL

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    If she really gave you a bad vibe, then don't go, but if not, make her day and show up...if you do decide to go, I would call a few hours beforehand to confirm (and ask if you can bring anything), just in case she forgot all about it. :)
     
  13. mikeconley11

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    Forgot all about it? I wish. She probably has my picture up on a mantelpiece and masturbates over me while eating churros.

    It's not a bad feeling, she's definitely schizophrenic. She started talking about how pirates are the problem with Scotland at one point. She behaves exactly like my schizophrenic aunt/uncle. I'm gonna go because she seems really lonely, you can tell she gets ignored all the time. I've got a plan for if she gets all clingy. I'll offer to do work around her house for free whenever she needs it done.

    Plus, she mentioned a (alive) granddaughter. Maybe she's hot.
     
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    I hope the grand daughters hot and not schizophrenic bud
     
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  15. mcpon14

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    If she gets grabby just tell her that this is a one time thing and make out with her. Give her the time of her recent life. :) That's what I would do. :)
     
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    If she did sound mentally ill but you're still going to hang out with her, make sure to do it in public. Grannies can be murderers too! And if it's dementia, that can be dangerous.
     
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    If she poisons the food, my sister knows I'm there so she'll be caught. It does make sense that she would kill me, I remind her of her dead son... she wants to murder suicide so we'll be together in death... I can definitely see that happening. That would make for an interesting Wednesday night
     
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    She has a mustache, at a certain point it just becomes gay
     
  20. mcpon14

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    ^ What if she murdered her son, lol? :)
     
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