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I was supposed to meet my lawyer at 8am

Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Slimeball, Jan 3, 2018.

  1. .:Batman:.

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    If that were me I’d be finding a new lawyer, that is unprofessional and a waste of our time and money that we really don’t have to waste.
     
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    If the situation were reversed, you know the lawyer would be billing the client for that wasted time...
     
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  3. Wrecky

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    TRUE!
    One time I got subpoenaed to court as a witness of a bar fight and I was the only one that showed up.
    Not even the arresting officer bothered to show up, and I took the day off work and everything :no:
     
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  4. mcpon14

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    This reminds me of when I took off work to show up for jury duty and didn't even get called, lol. :)
     
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  5. Slimeball

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    Finally saw him at 10:30, apparently he WAS in the building the entire time but something court related came up and he had to handle it immediately and it took way longer than he thought.
    Said he wasn't gonna bill me for today so I'll let it slide. He was super apologetic too. He's a cool dude though.
     
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  6. MarkFL

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    Not billing you and being apologetic sounds like you've got a good one. :)
     
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  7. Slimeball

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    Our meeting also took way less time than we thought. His news was rather good too so all in all was a good morning so far.

    Yeah. He's been doing this for 28 years, he's pretty good!
     
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    I bet my dick is bigger than his
     
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    I've always defended myself in the courtroom :)
     
  10. Slimeball

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    If you have to point out how big your dick is, it's probably not even that big. ;)
    kidding!

    That's good, but in this case I'd much rather have his help.

     
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    Ah nah, I've got a tiny ass dick. Size 14 shoes, size 3 dick. Just saying, his is smaller
     
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  12. Slimeball

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    That's unfortunate.
     
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    That's not the unfortunate part. I tried stretching my dick with weights and my dick bone broke so now my dick lulls to the left all the time. I have to have sex sideways
     
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  14. Slimeball

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    There's nothing wrong with a little angle to your dangle.
     
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    The angle of the dangle is proportionate to the sag of the bag and the mass of the bass. :)
     
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    I'd charge the lawyer for my time
     
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    He was probably happy you stuck around. How long was the meeting supposed to last? I would have only waited maybe 15 mins past the scheduled time
     
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    about an hour.
    Usually I don't wait that long but this is important so I didn't mind. Was annoyed but ah well.
     
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    Your time is worthless.
     
  20. MarkFL

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    Okay, you've told us what you believe, now can you demonstrate why you believe it?
     
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