If you were an animal..

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  1. Karlijn

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    Most animals have lice and/or fleas
     
  2. HeavenIsDark

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    Thought you needed hair for that.

    Boy was I wrong...
     
  3. Karlijn

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    I suppose dolphins don’t have lice.
     
  4. HeavenIsDark

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    For a second I wanted to be a dolphin but apparently they're super horny so maybe not.

    I think I'd want to be a lion.
     
  5. skrinkle

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    I had a dream about fleas thanks to this thread :iik:
     
  6. JJ Larweck

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    You know what’s worse then fleas... maggots
     
  7. skrinkle

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    I have a recurring dream where my skin detached from my muscle and creates pockets where bugs and lint live
     
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    That sounds like meth problems
     
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  9. skrinkle

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  10. JJ Larweck

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    Ps. I like your little mod squad triangle
    Siccccccccckkkkkkkkkk
     
  11. skrinkle

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    It’s something related to a secret forum I’m testing out :teleport:
     
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    I keep trying to click your triangle but nothing happens :imslow:
     
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    I'm a professional dream analyser, I was born with the gift. Such a dream denotes to the fear of losing the protection you already have. The skinless could also symbolise the loss of your senses where you evaluate with the outer world.

    There is a fear of losing respect from others, the bugs represent how others use you.

    And yeah, I'm googling all this by the way. It's such bullshit, they use statements that can apply to anyone. And why are dreams always so negative to them?
     
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    Will you analyze another recurring dream of mine? It’s where I have a dick and I jerk off onto weird objects like pool noodles, loaves of bread, and dolls. :)
     
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    Of course, my child. This dream is your subconscious desire to be more masculine. You want to be a dominatrix and you're also a secret lesbian.
     
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