I'm going to bake a cake

What kind of cake should I bake?
Difficulty level expert, throw me some ideas

 

Chocolate

That's the only thing I can say. I rarely eat cake.

 

Chocolate is a good starting point
But I like to make fancy cakes.. maybe a mocha cake

 

No lol I'm not f*cking with fondant

 

"I'm not good enough" is what I'm hearing.

Okay, make some baklava. Take pics after so I can compare yours to queen nene.

 

Pineapple white cake with a nice butter cream coconut frosting

 

A cake for willful lil foxys. Leave the whole cake or whats left of the cake in the trash. It would be much appreciated!

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Gross

 

Do you want me to leave it on a plate or just toss the whole thing in the bin?

 

I just had the pineapple coconut Hagen Daaz, it was fantastic, hence the suggestion

 

See the allergy thread, coconut causes me to die and after working in a bakery like ten years ago I'm so over buttercream

 

Ice cream cake.

 

Excuse me, don't rate me funny. Make the fucking baklava, you racist. It looks like this if you've never had it

 

That would make all the difference, allergies and all. How about a pineapple white cake with cream cheese frosting?

I mostly cheer for coconut because my ex is allergic and she’s a bitch

 

I think most people know what baklava is, a delicious nut and philo pastry concoction full of honey

 

But is it a cake? I don't know what mikeconley's definition of a cake is. I mean, his definition of a biscuit is a cookie, so I don't know, lol.

 

Her dumbass doesn't know that. Have you tried dolma? That shit is nice af

 

Did you already make the cake. Make chocolate cherry upsides down cake with chocolate drizzles on top

 

Cheesecake!