I later returned the wallet. I took his $26.87 for my... Specific needs. His ID was helpful in tracking down his home again. I also raided his trash.
He chased me away with a broom. That was before he even opened it to find the rest of his cash was still there. I only took what I needed. I'm like the Robin Hood of willful lil foxies! Except I take from the humans and give to myself. Broom wasn't enough to keep me away from that pizza box in his trash with cheese crusted to it. Little meatballs left rolling around. I'm drooling thinking about it. I should go back... he might have more.
It's probably because my ears are a little too big for my head. Kind of like how big eyes make you look cute and innocent. I charm em with my ears!
Maybe this picture is better.. It was right after I did some cocaine, or was frolicking in the snow. Possibly both