I'm going to bake a cake

I can swim but it doesn't mean I like to. Especially across the Atlantic Ocean. That's suicide!

 

Where are currently my foxy friend? I send you plane ticket and travel snacks

 

Dalston, England

 

That sounds expensive

 

It is LDN. London is expensive to even breathe in. I'll share with you a video of my exploits.

 

Omg you're so clever and adorable

 

I later returned the wallet. I took his $26.87 for my... Specific needs.
His ID was helpful in tracking down his home again. I also raided his trash.

 

Did he at least say thank you?

 

He chased me away with a broom. That was before he even opened it to find the rest of his cash was still there. I only took what I needed. I'm like the Robin Hood of willful lil foxies! Except I take from the humans and give to myself.
Broom wasn't enough to keep me away from that pizza box in his trash with cheese crusted to it. Little meatballs left rolling around. I'm drooling thinking about it. I should go back... he might have more.

 

As far as I know it’s cheaper to fly to London than to toronto, from Vancouver anyways

 

Why are you so cute

 

It's probably because my ears are a little too big for my head. Kind of like how big eyes make you look cute and innocent. I charm em with my ears!

 

Show me your tail

 

Like this?

 

Sleepy fox is

 

Maybe this picture is better.. It was right after I did some cocaine, or was frolicking in the snow. Possibly both

 

Your little nose

 

Yeah I'm pretty adorable when I'm not in withdrawal of the junk

 

how did the cake turn out?

 

I got too busy so I just whipped up a batch of lazy bitch brownies