i'm kind of -_-

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  1. *~BRAT~*

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    it's just me and my grandma i could ask my neighbor but i told him i wanted to let our dogs get to know each other so his doesn't kill mine one day and i think he assumed i was thirsty cause he randomly bought me chocolate after that and would always lean over my fence while i was trying to be alone with my coffee/smoke
     
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    i'm not even high which is another problem completely
     
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    thanks man i appreciate that
     
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    He might have caught a glimpse of a little of your upskirt.
     
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    i never wear skirts. i'm always wearing oversized sweat pants tbh
     
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    So, if you don't put tbh on the end of your posts, you are lying to us? :err:
     
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    tbh probably
     
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    Are you really, Armenian?
     
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    i dont even know anymore
     
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    I would never ghost you. I'm no Turkey.
     
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    that's what all nice guys say before ghosting someone tbh
    all of you things with dangliees get outta my face rn i'm not havin it
     
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    Since we don't know what are all of the sentient beings that are out there, maybe a pillow is a sentient being? What then? :shifty:
     
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    You can't move and guys are in your bedroom, dangling their thingies in your face? :err:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    My moms annoying, loud friend used to basically invite herself over to stay. She lived like 4-5 hours away. For some reason staying in a hotel was always out of the question. And she would whine and complain about her back and sleeping on the couch. My mom asked if she could stay in my room and I said **** no. I moved to Edmonton so my bedroom stayed the same way. She has since stayed in my room. Some old lady farting on my brand new posturpedic. I’m mad thinking about it.
     
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    moms ruin everything
     
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    Right? They’re always too nice to tell someone no.

    Her fiancés sister used to stay too. She’s the most annoying woman on the face of the earth. Endless chatter. I cut up cantaloupe once and she started ranting about how she hated it and was fake dry heaving from the smell. Every time she took a step or sat down or got up, she farted. She also shit like 10x a day and left shit on the toilet seat. Lots of it. Also didn’t wash her hands.

    I’m very passionate about the topic of unwanted house guests. I sympathize with you immensely.
     
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    **** man i have to share my bathroom with her. MY BATHROOM

    nah bitch you can shit outside.

    also wtf am i supposed to small talk about with her? i'm gonna make up some booshit to get outta the house for a couple days. there's no way i'm chit chatting over breakfast with some weird no back up plan having adult child
     
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    Could you go to a motel for a couple of days, instead, Brat?
     
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    I’d make her sleep in the messy ass guest room. I’d also bring up as much as possible ‘sorry about the mess in the guest room. We obviously weren’t expecting to have guests’. Making her feel like a burden. I’m petty like that.
     
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