i'm kind of -_-

here's the thing tho shouldn't she feel weird about crashing in somebodies bedroom when she doesnt even know them?

 

i'd rather pay so she goes their and i can sleep in my own muh fuggin bed

 

i don't want to be rude or passive aggressive but i'm also not fake so i just need to not be home. i might crash with a friend or something

 

RIGH?! FUCKING THANK YOUUUUUUUUU

 

if i put cheese on a BLT does it ruin it?

 

not as long as you also add avocado

 

ugh babies make everything better

 

And they can get away with a lot of things that we can't.

 

Sweet Jesus, I know where this is headed.

 

I’d just tell her she can’t sleep in your bed because you have an infection that causes severe back pain and it might be polio

And point out that sleeping on the sidewalk outside might be safer

 

Maybe your mom's friend is Wrecky and when she comes you guys can have tons of make-out sessions.

 

You can come stay with me any time.

 

i'd rather sleep in the same bed with this stranger tbh but ty that's nice i guess

 

soooo my grandma offered for me to take them to the casino tomorrow...just when i thought they couldn't get more unreasonable idk i feel like it's really selfish especially since she knows i can barely walk -_-

 

Find them a prostitute, drop them off at a hotel, then pull a full abort and go for ice cream

 

maybe. i'm gonna just try to hang myself with my stethoscope first but if that doesn't work i'll do it your way

 

bye guys love you all

 

Don’t die, you’re awesome, this too shall pass.

 

is it me?? am i just being a *~BRAT~*???? i can't tell sometimes.