I had issue once with a thread posted by your implied previous account...what was the issue, in the next 60 seconds?
The real batmonkey would know immediately what I'm talking about. It's already taken too long to answer, so I feel this isn't the same person.
I'm not pretending to be a previous member, now am I? @The Reverend is the real deal, son. You don't want to mess with @The Reverend ...
I'm insecure. It's tough having such a ridiculously good looking best friend, so I catfished. Did I offend you?