Brussel sprouts, says it goes off September 15th 2017 but it's been in my fridge the whole time and is unopened. Looks completely fine, can I eat it?
Bacteria probably look at Brussels sprouts and say, "Move along...it's already spoiled..." Sort of like when the zombie apocalypse hits, the best defense will be to act like a zombie and blend in.
Except zombies can smell live flesh dude Best bet is to grab a shotgun and hunker down somewhere safe-ish until the zombie hordes pass over...
If they're gonna eat you then they're gonna eat you and the only thing you can do is try and take a few of them out with ya
Stick with me. What you need to do is bring a baby along with you whenever you try and find food/shelter. Then if the shit hits the fan, throw the baby towards the zombies so they eat the baby and we escape. We can use the babies from that fundie family you seem to hate
Brussels sprouts are basically tine cabbages. You can probably keep it for two years or so. Also; who cares? Brussels sprouts aren’t edible anyway.