Or it might be gators, thinking that nobody is watching, becoming bipedal and shooting automatics. Or, of course, aliens, lol.
Lol I'm surprised you dont have some automatics of your own, 'Murica style! There might be some big critters or aliens or graverobbers creepin around lookin fer trouble...
I am well armed (and an excellent shot), but I don't need fully automatic firearms...except what's put away for when the zombie apocalypse comes.
I hated the city for that reason. I grew up north of 60, not being able to see the aurora borealis was saddening.