Itchy Balls in Public

You know when you're trapped in a really public situation, then your balls start to itch like crazy? How do you scratch them without drawing attention to yourself?

Because yesterday, some dude saw me scratching my balls when I was at the train station and it was awkward. And the itch didn't even go away so I had to do it again.

 

Chutiya, lets play.

 

Some guys try to reach them from inside the pocket, it is not discrete though

 

Balls itch, scratch 'em. If people don't like it, they can lick 'em.

 

Sometimes I pretend there's a stain on my crotch and rub it

 

You just wait until you can get to a private spot!! Girls get itchy too but you don’t see us walking around adjusting our labia

 

Ew, don't be gross.

 

No u!

 

Nobody wants to be thinking about your yeast infected labias

 

Just scratch them. I scratch my crotch whenever I feel like it. If someone minds, I just say sorry and that's it.

 

Lol my buddy was scratching his crotch nonstop recently when I was over at his place, I noticed it and should have asked if he got crabs or something but I let it slide b/c it was at his place and I figure a man has the right to scratch himself in his own house whenever he'd like

 

When I was in the Navy, one of my shipmates was always "handling" his crotch nonstop...he did it so much that all of his dungarees were noticeably faded in the crotch. We always figured he had crabs or something.

 

Pinch and roll method through the pocket, bro

 

All in all, what ever you do, Mike, don't just whip out your nutsack and scratch it like there's no tomorrow. I know that you'd want to do that but I'd advise against it.

 

I think I usually grind it against an object, like my grandma or something

 

With your balls out?

 

If you think about it, our balls are always out

 

I meant, out of your pants.