Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by Capthug69, May 28, 2018.
Just do it what are you waiting for
Drown yourself in a tub full of cow shit
I donno... Cow shit is usually fibrous; clay like . Drowning might be hard. Suffocation... maybe ?
Water it down so it's like a liquid/paste solution and hold your head under till the bubbles stop
Too much effort, just give the cows diuretics.
I feel like drowning in human piss and shit would be way more poetic
Depends if you're a failed vegetarian or not
I would think Whale piss and shit would be poetic...wait do Whales poop ? Are they like birds where it's all at once ? I know they barf and we love it in our perfume.
Perfume is weird.
Whales poop! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_feces
They also pee, but rarely. https://www.quora.com/Do-whales-and-dolphins-hold-in-their-pee
How on earth do I get that much shit? Amazon? And won’t it be really heavy to lug back to my apartment? Your plan is hard, I’ll just go back to letting the ravages of time kill me.
knowledge is sort of pointless since you die hope everyone has a great day
Knowledge is pointless when you’re dead, but until that happens it can be pretty useful
All of our acquired knowledge can still be used in Heaven when we all get there, so knowledge is not pointless when we die.
Squire, that's you pressing your head against Jesus' side.
Of course, I was a little wobbly and out of breath after the head he just gave me.
Now you know my secret, I’m actually 2076 years old
That's the kind of crude joke, I'd make.
But think about it. He could basically get any girl he wants, right now, if he was human. There are girls throughout the centuries that say that they're married to him and tons of them that say they are saving themselves for him and that's why they are staying virgins. The dude could have boatloads of women at his beck and call and stash them in "nunneries," lol. Not bad for a poor carpenter that was born 2,000 years ago, eh?
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