Knocked Back a Few - Drunk Rambling Thread

do you somehow get notifications for PMs?
I don't have you on SnapChat, I don't really use it.

 

Wrecky used the SnapChat word in public

 

I get email notifications for everything, depending which email I have open on my phone there is a good chance I will see it.
I thought I had you on Snapchat but now I'm not sure

 

I'm off the sauce for a while now anyway

 

Went too hard the other night?

 

nah, better things to do.

 

That's so.. mature
(I'm calling you an old ass grandpa)

 

I don't have focus when I drink, I never get anything done.

 

That's why I have "drinking night" which is usually Thursday
The one night where I don't have to be productive or get shit done.

 

So your calendar looks like Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday Thursday when you look at it

 

Pretty much I live for the weekends

 

This thread should read, Knocked back a several dozen at this point

 

"A few" makes it sound like I'm not a raging drunk though

 

I have a confession to make, after you posted the odd quiz thread - I telepathically heard you yell at me in your anger

 

I'm sorry my thoughts are so loud, why weren't you wearing your tinfoil?

 

It wasn't 100% pure tinfoil. I had to cheap out and try the in house version, which turned out to amplify your thoughts. The rest of the savings went into Wrecky lookalike blowup dolls.

 

Haha I'm flattered, I hope they do a good job for you

 

I am designing a rare earth metal helmet to hear your every thought and jerk off in secret, while you are blissfully unaware during every sexual word you say in public.

 

Wow you're gonna be busy

 

Lol a month later I'm struck by how funny this really was
@Cib3rNaut are you jerking off right now? I know my thoughts tonight have been almost an entire porn store worth of filth.. sorry to put you through that :p