late 90's early naughties profile pics.

Give me a break, I've been too distracted to preview all my posts today. Autocorrect really hates me.

 

What if @Wrecky was one of ussssss? Just a slob like one of ussssssss? Just a stranger on the bussssss, Tryna make her wayyyyyy hooooommmmeeeee

 

I am

 

Hopefully the creepy old guy isn't on the bus tonight then... I had a run in with him a week or so ago.
iPad volume on max.. watching some fisting. I turned around because I heard like generic moan sounds wasn't sure if he was netflixing on the bus and it was like one of those sex scenes in a drama.. til I saw a girl with an arm pretty much straight up the pooper @.@

 

What... even..?

 

I get all the cool people on my bus to/from work.
Like the couple from 2 days ago.. girl was sitting behind me and was like "I WONDER WHATS IN MY PURSE TODAY!" to her boyfriend beside her and then pulled things out and listed them. "Dildo, dildo, dildo, dildo, vibrator, dildo, OOHHH this ones for you.. you can use it if you miss me ;3" boyfriend was like "NONO THATS ALRIGHT O.O"

 

I don't like that, I'm not a prude but if she carries those things in her purse how clean can they be?

 

Thats what I'm saying.. I was like.. WHY ARE YOUR TOYS WITH YOU?! LEAVE THAT SHIT AT HOME... IN A DRAWER...
I actually turned around to look at her and was like and they got up and moved and gave me the stink eye like I'm some fucking weirdo for listening in on them.. when she wasn't exactly whispering >.>

Clarification: I was listening to music.. I had fucking headphones on and my music not blaring but up just enough to drown out most of the bus noise... and I could hear her plain as day listing all her dildos and talking about weird shit with the boyfriend.

 

Yeah homegirl needs to take her toys home and give them a nice disinfectant bath

 

If by "disinfectant bath" you mean BURN THEM.. I second the motion!

 

Lol yes but I'm guessing if she carries them around with her she has an unnatural attatchment to them. I feel bad for her bf

 

I dunno mang.. if you got a steady source of dick what do you need all them toys for anyway? Just get up on that dilly like a good lil cowgirl god damn >.>

 

Haha that's what I mean, his dick has been rendered unnecessary

 

Or maybe she needs so many appointments he can't keep up. I say if your lady needs it/wants it why not let her just squeeze up on that big ol' mushroom tip