And his girlfriend in a drunken fight right now. Gf- why the fuck would you tell them(friends at the bar) I’m your roommate? D- how could you smoke 80 cigarettes in a day and a half? Gf- I’m your girlfriend not your fu**ing roomamate! D- EIGHTY CiGARETTES!? HOW? I hope they don’t break up! She makes good cake.