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Listening to my roommate

Discussion in 'Attention Seekers' started by .:Batman:., Feb 13, 2018.

  1. .:Batman:.

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    And his girlfriend in a drunken fight right now.

    Gf- why the fuck would you tell them(friends at the bar) I’m your roommate?
    D- how could you smoke 80 cigarettes in a day and a half?
    Gf- I’m your girlfriend not your fu**ing roomamate!
    D- EIGHTY CiGARETTES!? HOW?


    :rofl:I hope they don’t break up! She makes good cake.
     
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    Please continue updating us lol
     
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    Damn 80 thats impressive
     
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    I want to know more post a vocaroo
     
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    That’s a lot of money
     
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    she makes "smoking cakes" i guess !!
     
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    Im not worried about my smoking habits now after seeing that
     
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    No they’re chocolate and Carmel.
     
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    My voice would sound like Ursula from the little mermaid after smoking 80 cigarettes
     
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    Nothing like a little romance heading into Valentine's day
     
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    i guess we have those cigarette flavours as well :)
     
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    So I’m pretty sure there’s 20 in a pack sooooo 4 packs of smokes in a day and a half. Someone is stressing the other one out.
     
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    I’ve advised him to buy her packs of cigarettes to give her tomorrow.
     
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    Should arrange cigarettes in a heart shape on the bed
     
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    and just gonna stay there and watch it burn ?? :P :P
     
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    That could potentially be the funniest thing I’ve seen but I know better :rolleyes:
     
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