So I wake up this morning, lo and behold there's a small lump in my bum crack. So I start touching it and it really stings, there's a little dead skin on the lump and I pull that off and then it stung even more and it bled a little. Now it hurts to sit down, I tried taking a pic to show you guys but it's covered by asshole hair and you can't get a good look at it. I don't want to go to an ass doctor, can someone say what's wrong with me? I looked online and all I'm getting is cancer stuff and stds which I think are highly improbable since I'm only 19 and don't do no butt stuff.