So I wake up this morning, lo and behold there's a small lump in my bum crack. So I start touching it and it really stings, there's a little dead skin on the lump and I pull that off and then it stung even more and it bled a little. Now it hurts to sit down, I tried taking a pic to show you guys but it's covered by asshole hair and you can't get a good look at it. I don't want to go to an ass doctor, can someone say what's wrong with me? I looked online and all I'm getting is cancer stuff and stds which I think are highly improbable since I'm only 19 and don't do no butt stuff.
Ugh, he's not going to go inside my asshole is he? Cause it's on the outside, do cancer lumps even happen on the outside? I don't want to be fingered lol
Why not I've heard that it feels good getting your prostate massaged Just go and they won't do anything you're not comfortable with. They may examine you but I doubt theyre gonna want to fingerbang your butt...
Don't fear the finger. You'll only have to worry if you feel the finger, and both the doctor's hands on your shoulder.
But free clinics are for everyone! Wait, @mikeconley11 does England have free clinics? Idk how it works over there
^ People such as Martin Shkreli definitely would be an example of that, lol. The guy who made a certain very important pill skyrocket from 13 dollars to almost 800 dollars per pill, lol.
Yeah, and now karma is kicking his ass. Idiots like that should always be kept far away from power and responsibility.
