For the first time in franchise history, we're top of the standings. You may say "Oh buuut Miiiiike, there's 79 games of the season left", well watch us win ALL them games. Remember when ESPN said we'd finish 12th in the Western conference? Everyone talking about how we should sell Conley and Gasol for draft picks and tank the season because they're "too old", well **** YOOOU. Why don't you suck on their old saggy balls? I'm placing a £1000 bet right now, that's £1000 of my life savings that we win the championship. They say the odds are 250/1, so that's £250,000 I'm going to win baby. You know what else, huh? I'm going to get a tattoo saying "Memphis Grizzlies NBA champions 2017-2018" on my arm. **** that, I'm going to get a tattoo of Mike Conley's face placed just underneath my bellybutton so when I get a blowjob she'll be looking directly into Mike Conley's eyes. During sex, she'll think of Conley and Conley only. I will dress like him, I will wear his aftershave, I will become Mike Conley. I will kill the real Conley and replace him. I am Mike Conley.