Most likely

Hardy anyone eats fish and chips these days

@Cib3rNaut most likely to cause an international incident over the last remaining maple syrup reserves

 

@SirJordan most likely to be raped in prison for not wearing a shirt

 

I'm rapeable? I'll take that as a compliment.

@Cib3rNaut most likely to be the first to breed a cat with opposable thumbs

 

I am so tired of people with the name Cat or any variation of the word. Like for reals if you wanted to be a feline you should have just made it happen.

@SirJordan most likely to troll everyone in his neighbourhood late at night while listening to Madonna

 

@Cib3rNaut most likely to be convicted of voyeurism after spying on @Wrecky with a drone

 

What have drones ever done to you, they are majestic machines that mean no harm.

@SirJordan most likely member of Nexopia that isn't a teenager, And actually enjoys looking and searching for topless photos of teenagers to place as his avatar

 

@Cib3rNaut is most likely to invent a revolutionary toiletseat, removing all the current flaws of modern day toilets

 

That could just about solve all the worlds problems right there

@SirJordan most likely to have the most successfully designed toilet seat and never close the lid

 

@Cib3rNaut most likely to be the first Canadian person to win a gold medal in dressage

 

@SirJordan most likely to kill their neighbour, based upon excessive amounts torture and meaningless conversations

 

@Cib3rNaut is most likely to discover the meaning of life

 

"Nothing really matters, and I am Nothing"

@SirJordan most likely to have two girlfriends at once who are secretly dating each other on the side and don't know they are both with SirJordan

 

Sounds good to me

@Cib3rNaut is most likely to have a threeway with the Clintons

 

@SirJordan most likely to capture the threeway on his iPhone and make millions selling it to tabloids

 

@Wrecky most likely to have already seen the three way, and made it a four way on a dark lonely night

 

@Cib3rNaut most likely to be from America, and a Hilary Clinton supporter

 

@Wrecky most likely to have posters of Donald Trump without a wig above her bed

 

@Cib3rNaut most likely to have snuck into my house and checked out my bedroom.

 

@Wrecky most likely to have allowed me to sneak into her house and rearrange random objects

 

@Cib3rNaut most likely to be doing my dishes right now