My cat just shat

And now, the whole fucking house stinks.
I mean seriously dude, would it kill you to light a match?

FFS.

 

Ive the cat starts lighting matches you best get out of the house.

 

Lol all your cats combined will never beat the stank of my dog, she's the queen of horrendous nasty farts

 

Thankfully, they don't have opposable thumbs.
If they did, they'd be able to operate the can opener and I'd be rendered unnecessary.

My only saving grace is that they'd probably arm themselves with my guns and force me to continue cleaning the shit-box though. I can't see any cat being willing to do that themselves, so this might be the thing that keeps me alive.

 

My dog took a shit on the landing the other night. I woke up and the whole place stank. Dirty bastard

 

What kind of dog do you have? You should post him in the pets Forum

 

I have a black lab. I'll have a look on there in a bit