And now, the whole fucking house stinks. I mean seriously dude, would it kill you to light a match? FFS.
Lol all your cats combined will never beat the stank of my dog, she's the queen of horrendous nasty farts
Thankfully, they don't have opposable thumbs. If they did, they'd be able to operate the can opener and I'd be rendered unnecessary. My only saving grace is that they'd probably arm themselves with my guns and force me to continue cleaning the shit-box though. I can't see any cat being willing to do that themselves, so this might be the thing that keeps me alive.
My dog took a shit on the landing the other night. I woke up and the whole place stank. Dirty bastard