My cousin was telling me that her baby is an "artistic prodigy"

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  1. mikeconley11

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    I'm no art critic but I don't think this screams talent to me. So I'm like,

    "Wow, that's such an accurate depiction of e coli you should be so proud xx <3"

    And then she's like, "it's supposed to be a frog". A FROG. A motherfucking frog she says. Jesus Christ, just throw the baby away at this point. Why the **** is there a face on the frog's back? I don't understand the logic, why has the right arm been moved to the top of the head? Is it supposed to be a tongue? Fucking hell.

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    I hate babies so much :steaming: They're literally the worst at everything but dumb people are always like "My baby is sooooo amazing!!! He can spit up and shit his pants at the same time" :clap: Like, wow.. bravo
     
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    To be fair, that would be quite hard to do. Because I can barely pee in the swimming pool because it feels wrong, it must be hard to shit in your own pants. Like your instinct would be against doing it, you know?

    I probably could do it but it wouldn't be easy at first.
     
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    Tsk. Tsk. If you don't know what a picture is that has been drawn and shown to you, then ask the person to tell you about it and you can then decipher what it is. :)
     
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    I would only consider it talented if, say, the baby can sit and stand at the same time. :)
     
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    I always feel weird talking to my cousin cause I masturbated to her that one time. And she's a psychiatrist so I feel like she knows about it.
     
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    The baby knows about it, too.
     
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    Why do you always make things weird? :(
     
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    I didn't mean to. :)
     
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    Now THIS was drawn by an artistic prodigy

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    Lmfao^^
     
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    I should have pretended I drew that myself
     
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    Just draw it, right now. :) For every drawing, someone already drew it. :)
     
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    That’s a pretty good frog for a baby. Have some perspective.
     
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    No, stop congratulating morons for having the ability to draw a blob :foie:
    Show me a baby that knows math or some engineering skills and I'll be like wow
     
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    No to everything you said. Their brains are still developing.
     
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    They ARE mini-adults, after all, lol. :nuts:
     
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    Then they're still completely useless and I remain unimpressed :P
     

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