my roommate puked all over her bed

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  1. youdumbshit.

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    and she completely missed the toilet
    my other housemate came to work drunk and almost crashed a golf cart

    what the **** am i doinggggggggggg
     
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    Yikes. Are your roommates actually 15?
     
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    nope.
    they're all over 18.
    clearly don't know how to pace themselves
     
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    Clearly, that’s some teen mess kinda living
     
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    you have no idea
    our boss has to yell at people to wash their own dishes. it's gross.
     
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    At least you’re fine.
     
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    OUR ROOM STILL SMELLS LIKE HER VOMIT
    I AM NOT FINE GUS.
     
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    Have her clean it
     
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    yeah
    get the 19 year old who's never cleaned up vomit in her life to properly clean it
    i can dream

    probably gonna clean it when she goes out again tonight
    WOO
     
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    You need new roommates lol

    My old roommate was so mad I gave her notice she shit in her closet when she was moving out
     
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    I’ll pass you this bottle of freebreeze
     
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    i need bleach and new fuckin floors
    that's what i need
    LOL
     
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    Go live with Christians from a Church. They are usually a bit more reserved, so they won't give such problems. :)
     
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    Some of the stankiest weirdos I ever lived with were churchy people
     
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    but they'll hate me because i smoke weed
    idkm
     
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    I smoke weed and my house isn’t gross lol
     
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    U DONT LIVE WITH CHURCHY PEOPLE
     
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    I’m a heathen, and churchy people are gross anyways
     
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    Using a flamethrower might be more satisfying
     
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    Uh, did you not learn anything from the last time? :nuts:
     

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