My wife and I...

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  1. mikeconley11

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    Just met at a foreign dating event but a piano fell on her head and she died ama.
     
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    Tell me what's she (Kirari Chan) doing here with all the catfishing?
     
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    Did you get to **** her at least once before she died? Also did you meet her parents yet?
     
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    No, I wasn't able to because the foreign dating site wouldn't allow it.
     
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    Darn.
     
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    Was she wearing protection
     
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    Yeah, she was wearing a helmet like the foreign dating site advised but it crushed her skull regardless.
     
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    The foreign dating site was a total scam, they took all my money, my house, my pets and my job :cry: Beware Nexopia, misfortune will befall you if you sign up
     
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    They punched my dog and stole its collar.
     
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    It gave me AIDS too :hungover: I'm dying now
     
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    They can take everything from you but they can never steal away your beauty. In the twilight glow I see them, blue eyes in the rain.
     
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    They took my eyes too :(
     
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    I always pondered to the night rain, how many loves had your beauty suffered? But the torrents of water, loud as they can be, as the pain erodes through my heart, never gave me an answer.
     
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    Haha @tool I think you're flirting with me :blush:
     
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    did u **** her yet
     
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    Yeah, I tried to **** her but her body was all crushed by the piano. Still managed to cum but it was like fucking Eugenia Cooney.

    Why does every depressing love poem have to mention rain?
     
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    mcpon14 Bleeds Nexopia

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    I know, right? People used to sacrifice hundreds of people and livestock, one of their main sources of food, in order to make it rain. When they say, "Make it rain" in a nightclub, someone is being shot to death by the Mafia and now you know why. :shifty:
     
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