Time for a new game because the other threads aren't fun right now Post some lyrics, try not to be too cryptic. Feel free to use Google if you don't know what song it is, cheating is always allowed. This one isn't relevant anymore but it's pretty obvious. "Those turtles that were climbing turtles, couldn't get over the turtle fence"
A better first post would be a song that is recognizable to anyone wanting to participate in your one person drinking game
I knew I was going to post it in the other thread, that's why I said obvious! Give me a break guys, I was super smashed last night
From giant flying dicks right? Did they do massive damage to the exterior of your home and vehicle trying to seek a place to hide. At least that's what I'd imagine when I hear you were super smashed
I'm not sure how this applies, but wow, what a rant. I'm laughing so hard that my cat is meowing at me out of confusion....
"a joint anoints all my darkest fears and paranoias I don't know why but I prefer to live my life naïve and joyous"
I had no idea, so I asked Google. And the only result I got was this thread I'll be embarrassed if it's a band I know, but I give up. "I blow my load over the status quo, here we go"