not to be disrespectful but

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  1. Woofer

    Woofer soul jer

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    i'm looking for a pet, must be slightly attractive with a very attractive feature or two.

    must address me as "freakin creep social reject hermit virgin"

    inquire below to submit inquiries
     
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  2. Mithras

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    no woofer thread left behind
     
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    I think looking for a pet that talks might disappoint you, unless you like parrots or other talking birds. They tend to proudly repeat things like the sounds that come for the bathroom or things you drunkenly scream when you’re intoxicated though, they’re masters of embarrassment

    And this is Whoopie, by Toucan “Hello! Fap fap fap fap *fart*”
     
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  4. Woofer

    Woofer soul jer

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    what's a whoopie
     
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    The name of the jerk bird
     
  6. ace_of_spades

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    I thought I dreamed this thread but it actually exists. I think he's talking about a different kind of pet guys.
     
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    Clearly he wants a slave girl, but a parrot would probably be less likely to land him in trouble :imslow:
     
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    lol. In fairness I smoked a little weed last night and was tired as shit from flying and what not. So I honestly thought I'd imagined this thread.
     
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  9. Woofer

    Woofer soul jer

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    whoa man why would you say that
     
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