I was creeping around some of my friends old profiles and I saw a ton of these in the old blogs. I remember this being a really popular thing back in the day, I definitely filled out a few. Anyone want to post a bunch of crap about themselves? Bonus points if you fill it out as if you were still a teenager :p I challenge @Mark CM to do it first The Basics: Name: Date of Birth: Birthplace: Current Location: Eye Colour: Hair Colour: Height: Heritage: Religion: Piercings: Tattoos: Favourite Band/Singer: Song: Movie: Disney Movie: TV show: Colour: Food: Meal: Pizza topping: Ice-Cream Flavor: Drink (alcoholic): Soda: Store: Clothing Brand: Shoe Brand: Season: Month: Holiday/Festival: Flower: Make-Up Item: Board game: This or That Sunny or rainy: Chocolate or vanilla: Fruit or veggie: Night or day: Sour or sweet: Love or money: Phone or in person: Looks or personality: Coffee or tea: Hot or cold: Your.. Goal for this year: Most missed memory: Best physical feature: First thought waking up: Hypothetical personality disorder: Preferred type of plastic surgery: Sesame street alter ego: Fairytale alter ego: Most stupid remark: Worst crime: Greatest ambition: Greatest fear: Darkest secret: Favorite subject: Strangest received gift: Worst habit: Do You.. Smoke: Drink: Curse: Shower daily: Like thunderstorms: Dance in the rain: Sing: Play an instrument: Get along with your parents: Wish on stars: Believe in fate: Believe in love at first sight: Can You?? Drive: Sew: Cook: Speak another language: Dance: Sing: Touch your nose with your tongue: Whistle: Curl your tongue: Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: Been Stoned/High: Eaten Sushi: Been in Love: Skipped school: Made prank calls: Sent someone a love letter: Stolen something: Cried yourself to sleep: Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: Are you right or left handed?: What is your bedtime?: Name three things you can't live without: What is the color of your room?: Do you have any siblings?: Do you have any pets?: Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: What is you middle name?: What are you nicknames?: Are you for or against gay marriage?: What are your thoughts abortion?: Do you have a crush on anyone?: Are you afraid of the dark?: How do you want to die?: What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: What is the last law youve broken?: What I look for Hair colour: Eye colour: Height: Weight: Most important physical feature: Biggest turn-off: Greatest thing about Wrecky: CHALLENGE ANOTHER USER TO THIS QUIZ! TAG THEM HERE:
Here you go, care of 17 year-old me: The Basics: Name: mark Date of Birth: july 25 '78 Birthplace: kamloops Current Location: the hammer Eye Colour: blue/grey Hair Colour: brown Height: 5'5 1/2" Heritage: canadian/italian/german/irish Religion: agnostic, but raised catholic Piercings: no Tattoos: not yet Favourite Band/Singer: minor threat Song: dillinger four "my superpowers enable me to blend in with machinery" Movie: the breakfast club Disney Movie: disney is evil TV show: street cents Colour: blue Food: vegan pizza Meal: vegan pizza Pizza topping: mushrooms Ice-Cream Flavor: i don't eat ice cream Drink (alcoholic): i don't drink (but I'm not straight-edge) Soda: Coke Store: static age records Clothing Brand: i just wear band shirts Shoe Brand: adidas Season: fall Month: don't care Holiday/Festival: halloween Flower: cauliflower Make-Up Item: i'm not that emo Board game: scrabble This or That Sunny or rainy: sunny, i hate the rain Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 100000% Fruit or veggie: both! Night or day: night Sour or sweet: salty Love or money: love Phone or in person: in person Looks or personality: personality Coffee or tea: tea Hot or cold: hot, i guess Your.. Goal for this year: play more shows with my band Most missed memory: ??? Best physical feature: don't care First thought waking up: can i go back to sleep Hypothetical personality disorder: jockphobic Preferred type of plastic surgery: not into it Sesame street alter ego: cookie monster Fairytale alter ego: no idea Most stupid remark: i don't know Worst crime: pedophilia Greatest ambition: to write a movie Greatest fear: heights Darkest secret: i'm pretty boring Favorite subject: social studies Strangest received gift: my mom keeps putting weird magazines i don't read in my stockings at christmas Worst habit: biting my nails Do You.. Smoke: no Drink: no Curse: **** yes Shower daily: nope Like thunderstorms: don't dislike them Dance in the rain: never, wet pant cuffs are my biggest pet peeve Sing: not as well as i used to Play an instrument: bass, guitar, piano Get along with your parents: well enough Wish on stars: no Believe in fate: kind of Believe in love at first sight: definitely Can You?? Drive: no Sew: barely Cook: yeah Speak another language: french Dance: mosh Sing: you asked that already Touch your nose with your tongue: nope Whistle: not really Curl your tongue: no, that's why i can't whistle Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: yeah, it's overrated Been Stoned/High: yep Eaten Sushi: not yet Been in Love: no Skipped school: no Made prank calls: way too many Sent someone a love letter: no Stolen something: nothing big Cried yourself to sleep: ugh yeah Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: people who make stuff up Are you right or left handed?: right What is your bedtime?: late Name three things you can't live without: coke, vhs tapes, and chips What is the color of your room?: blue Do you have any siblings?: one sister Do you have any pets?: no, my parents won't let me. i had painter turtles once. Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: as long as i didn't get caught What is you middle name?: feltrin What are you nicknames?: pesci, i hate it Are you for or against gay marriage?: for it What are your thoughts abortion?: for it Do you have a crush on anyone?: yeah but i'm not saying who Are you afraid of the dark?: sometimes How do you want to die?: in my sleep What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: a lot, banana popsicles when i was in the hospital and it was all i could eat. probably, like, 12 or 15 Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: hypothetically, yes What is the last law youve broken?: jaywalking What I look for Hair colour: don't care Eye colour: don't care Height: shorter than me Weight: don't care Most important physical feature: nice hair Biggest turn-off: being lame Greatest thing about Wrecky: that she lives so far away
The Basics: Name: Cib3rNaut Date of Birth: Feb 1987 Birthplace: Vagina Current Location: Holographic Cortex Eye Colour: Grey Hair Colour: Black Height: 6'0" Heritage: Off World Cloning Project Religion: Science Piercings: Nil Tattoos: Nil Favourite Band/Singer: Snow Tha Product Song: Remix Movie: Scanner Darkly Disney Movie: The Lizzie Mcquire Movie TV show: Continuum Colour: "Now Black" Food: Sushi Meal: Protein Bars / Powdered Food Products Pizza topping: Pesto Ice-Cream Flavor: Chapman's Neapolitan Drink (alcoholic): Sake / Votka Soda: Cocaine Mixed Coca Cola Store: Grocery / Food Product Clothing Brand: Non Logo Branded Clothing Shoe Brand: Nike Season: Cold Weather Months Month: February Holiday/Festival: Star Trek Day Flower: Blue Lotus Make-Up Item: Miley Cyrus Mac Items Board game: Three Dimensional Chess This or That: That Sunny or rainy: Rainy Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla Fruit or veggie: Veggie Night or day: Night Sour or sweet: Sweet Love or money: Money Phone or in person: In Person Looks or personality: Personality Coffee or tea: Tea Hot or cold: Cold Your.. Goal for this year: Not To Set Any Goals Most missed memory: Suicide Best physical feature: My Man Hands First thought waking up: Usually of random Females I have met Hypothetical personality disorder: Robert Downey JR Preferred type of plastic surgery: Wolverine Upgrades Sesame street alter ego: Swedish Chef Fairytale alter ego: Scientist From Wizard Of Oz Most stupid remark: Everything in Perception to the Real Truth Of The World Worst crime: Misdemeanors Greatest ambition: Fighter Jet Pilot / Cosmonaut Greatest fear: MK Ultra Darkest secret: Someone I Failed Favorite subject: Mathematics / Physics Strangest received gift: Unsure Worst habit: Masterbation Do You.. Smoke: Nope Drink: Very Rarely Curse: Somewhat Never Shower daily: Yep Like thunderstorms: Yes, And Think About Controlling Them Dance in the rain: Have Not Sing: Once In Awhile Play an instrument: Ney Get along with your parents: They Might Think So, I Do Not Wish on stars: Wished For Betterment, Not For Currency Believe in fate: Believe In Holographic World Control Which Appears As Fate Believe in love at first sight: Plausible Can You?? Drive: Yea Sew: No Cook: Hardly Speak another language: Possibly, If I Knew Another That Would Reflect That Ability Dance: Almost Enough To Be Back Up Sing: You Already Asked That Once, No Touch your nose with your tongue: Cannot Whistle: I Try Not To Curl your tongue: Never Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: Only Once Been Stoned/High: Never In My Life Eaten Sushi: Yeppers Been in Love: Not With A Girl Friend, Unsure Skipped school: High School Made prank calls: Nevar Sent someone a love letter: Nah Stolen something: Try Not To Steal Anything All The Time Cried yourself to sleep: Most Likely Random shit: Random What annoys you most in a person?: Knowing The Programming Behind Their Voices And Who They Are Are you right or left handed?: Both At Times What is your bedtime?: Around 21:00 Hours Name three things you can't live without: Oxygen, Food, Water What is the color of your room?: White Do you have any siblings?: Possibly, We Do Not Speak Do you have any pets?: None Whatsoever Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No What is you middle name?: The Meaning For Immortal In Ancient Language What are you nicknames?: Mostly Derived Around Robots, Cyborgs Are you for or against gay marriage?: Yes What are your thoughts abortion?: Kill Everyone That Isn't Capable Of Living To A High Standard, Help The Poor With Smart Children Do you have a crush on anyone?: No One Currently On Nexopia Are you afraid of the dark?: Was At One Time, Not Anymore How do you want to die?: Particle Accelerator, After Spending Time In Space What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: 2 Many 2 Count Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: Would The Bullet Kill Her, Or Kill Myself If I Took It What is the last law you've broken?: Lied On A Medical Form What I look for Hair Color: Non Common, Non Dyed Eye Color: Non Red From Drug Addiction Height: Not Overly Tall, Not Overly Short Weight: Boxer Type Female Profile, Or Extremely Physically Fit Most important physical feature: Healthy Biggest turn-off: Smell Greatest thing about Wrecky: Yet To Be Discovered
LOL! Good job both of you I knew this would be fun, but I have a few questions/comments for you both. 1. I'm hoping you meant Pedophilia is, in your opinion the worst crime.. not the worst crime you've committed. 2. Feltrin.. lol really? 3. 1. Lol I've noted some similarities between you and RDJ. 2. Gingers, right? You like gingers. 3. I can't tell if this is you as you are now or you as a teen, but I'm thinking it would be relatively the same for both. @djfly and @FlamesFanatic your turn!
1. NASA Probably got really bored in the early stages of Nazi Technology and decided to make rough and tough clones, First Generation men that are irresistible to Gingers and those alike. This would not surprise me whatsoever. 2. Gingers seem to be the most friendly of Womankind, Followed by black haired Asianfolk 3. How could you tell either way, Did you know me as a Teenager and Adult? Wrecky gave away her secret
1. yes, 17 y/o me probably thought it was the worst crime. the question didn't say "you ever committed" - that would be gross. 2. yeah, it's my Mom's maiden name and she was an only child so they wanted to keep it in the family. it's annoying. why couldn't it be something cool like Jake? 3.
um more like your turn @Wrecky! This should be part of it: after you do it, call out another Nexopian to do it!
This is the stupidest thing I've ever done. Also, I formatted this thing so it's legible. You're welcome. The Basics: Name: Conor Date of Birth: Same as Posta Birthplace: Winterpeg Current Location: Winterpeg Eye Colour: Green Hair Colour: Random Height: 5'11" Heritage: Caucasian Religion: Don't get me started Piercings: 8 holes in my ears Tattoos: Left shoulder Favourite: Band/Singer: Too many to list Song: WAY too many to list Movie: WAY too many to list Disney Movie: Seriously? TV show: Person of Interest Colour: Depends what the colour is being used for Food: Healthy, tasty and filling Meal: How's this different from above? Pizza topping: fresh mozarella Ice-Cream Flavor: I don't eat sweets Drink (alcoholic): Beer Soda: Pepsi mixed into rye and water Store: I can't think of one that sells food and quality tools and supplies. I can't decide whether to starve or live in a cardboard box. Clothing Brand: British military Shoe Brand: Something that doesn't wear out, my work boots are decent Season: Summer Month: July Holiday/Festival: Canada Day Flower: Whatever she likes Make-Up Item: Makeup remover Board game: Risk This or That: It Sunny or rainy: Sunny Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate Fruit or veggie: Veg Night or day: Depends if I have to pay for lighting or not Sour or sweet: Sour Love or money: Money Phone or in person: In person Looks or personality: Both are required Coffee or tea: Coffee Hot or cold: Hot Your.. Goal for this year: Too many to list Most missed memory: I don't dwell on the past Best physical feature: I'm not the person to ask First thought waking up: Ah ****, I slept in didn't I? Hypothetical personality disorder: antisocial Preferred type of plastic surgery: the type that isn't for the sake of it Sesame street alter ego: Oscar Fairytale alter ego: Headless Horseman (this counts, right?) Most stupid remark: What's the question? Worst crime: One you don't stand behind Greatest ambition: To be happy Greatest fear: None Darkest secret: None Favorite subject: None Strangest received gift: None Worst habit: Skipping my workout Do You.. Smoke: No Drink: Rarely Curse: **** yeah Shower daily: Depends Like thunderstorms: Don't care Dance in the rain: No Sing: By myself Play an instrument: Yes Get along with your parents: Not really Wish on stars: No Believe in fate: No Believe in love at first sight: No Can You... Drive: Yes Sew: Yes Cook: Yes Speak another language: Yes Dance: depends who you ask Sing: Yes Touch your nose with your tongue: No Whistle: Yes Curl your tongue: No Have you ever... Been Drunk: Yes Been Stoned/High: Yes Eaten Sushi: Yes Been in Love: Yes Skipped school: Yes Made prank calls: Yes Sent someone a love letter: Yes Stolen something: Yes Cried yourself to sleep: Not that I remember Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: irrational / illogical / emotional behaviour Are you right or left handed?: Right What is your bedtime?: When I'm tired Name three things you can't live without: Oxygen, food, water What is the color of your room?: tan Do you have any siblings?: Yes Do you have any pets?: Yes Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No comment What is you middle name?: No comment What are you nicknames?: None I approve of Are you for or against gay marriage?: No comment What are your thoughts abortion?: No comment Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yes Are you afraid of the dark?: No How do you want to die?: No comment What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: a dozen or so Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: rephrase to "someone" and sure. What is the last law you've broken?: No comment What you look for: Hair colour: No comment Eye colour: No preference Height: 5'2" to 5'9" Weight: BMI <= 24 Most important physical feature: being proportionate Biggest turn-off: Open mouth / loud / otherwise cow-like chewers Greatest thing about Wrecky: Her ass
2. That has not been my experience overall, I've had the best and worst experiences with red haired females. Not knocking the population as a whole but in my life I've met a LOT :p 3. What secret? Lol you silly goose, I think I'm just assuming you haven't changed as much over the years as other people tend to. Why would I want to answer all those bullshit questions? How about for every thumbs up this post gets I will answer 1 question, in the order of my choosing
1. Thanks for formatting, I was going to but it looked like work. I just ripped this out of someone's blog from 2006 :p 2. Food: This is either a singular food item such as apples or it's a type of food like Mexican. 3. Meal: I think this is either your favourite dish, (ex Spaghetti) or meal of the day (ex Breakfast) but I'm not 100% certain, this was obviously written by a teenager. 4. Nickname: Everyone start coming up with nicknames for @djfly to approve of 5. You hit the nail on the head bb
1. If I hadn't formatted it, I wouldn't have answered it. 2/3. Same thing then. 4. Tread carefully; My name isn't short for "Conrad", "Corner" and "Quarter" will both get your nose broken, "Condom" hasn't been funny since grade 8. 5. No comment. heh.
Trust me, I have less interest than you... If I'd actually realized that you hadn't yet answered, I wouldn't have... /deletes his post until @Wrecky gets her (less and less nice) ass in gear
Wrecky how about a personalized Questionnaire for yourself written by myself and DJFLy, (WRECKY ONLY) The Basics: Bra Size: Name of Favorite Underwear Brand: Your First Name: How Many Dudes Have You Slept With: How Many Babes Have You Slept With: What is The Profession Of All The Dudes You Have Slept With: How Much Do You Spend On Lubrication for Your Vehicle Yearly: How Many Degrees or Educational Courses Have You Taken: Where Is Your Birth Place: How Many Boyfriends Has Your Mom Had: Normal Costs Of Your Haircuts: What is Your Favorite Type Of Bottled Water: If You Had To Either Sleep With Ellen Degeneres Or Rosie O Donnell Which?: How Many Times Do You Normally Blaze Per Year: Are You Afraid Of Any Types Of Plants Or Shrubs: Have You Had Sexual Relationships With DjFly or Any Type Of Similar Fly Djs: What Is Your Favorite Color Of Crayon: When Was The Last Time You Used A Crayon: How Many Times Per Week Do You Eat Fast Food: Do You Believe in Satan: What Is Your Shoe Size In European Measurements: What Shape Do You Prefer For Male Penises: How Many Bananas Do You Consume Per Year In Weight: How Many Friends Do You Have Outside Of Fakebook And Nexopia: Do You Have Any Siblings: What Is Your Favorite Most Chill Place In The Town You Live In: Have You Every Had Or Seen Binders Full Of Women In Your Presence Or Possession: What Is The Best Crime You Have Committed In The Name Of Love: Would You Rather Lara Croft Or Tifa: Do You Like Sugar In Your Coffee Or Sweetener: How Many Boners Do You Give Per Day: Are You Aware of Any Super Powers You May Have: What Is The Name of Your Teenage Best Friend: What School District Did You Attend: How Many Times Have You Stayed Awake Overnight and Skipped Sleeping: What Is Better Tuna Or Salmon: Do You Prefer Real Milk Or Almond Milk: What Is Your Favorite Power Rangers Name And Color: Do You Like Bass Or Treble Better: Have You Ever Thought About Having Sex With Any Teachers From School: Salt Or Pepper: Honey Or Maple Syrup: Codeine Or Cough Syrup: Basil Or Basmati: Bongs Or Blunts: Being Outside In A White Tee Shirt In The Rain Or Being Inside In A Winter Coat In The Summer: Have You Smoked Cigars Before: Do You Like PC Or Mac's Better: How Old Are You This Second In Seconds: Name 5 Things You Can't Live Without: What Brand Of Socks Are You Wearing Currently: Favorite Female TV Actress: Favorite Dude TV Actor: Your Dad's Middle Name: Your Favorite Type Of Hardware Store: Chips With Or Without Dip: Mayonnaise Or Mustard: French Fries Or Freedom Fries: Stay Indoors And Read Or Go Outside And Relax: Drink Beyond Your Limits And Lose A Day's Rest Or Save Some For The Next Day: What Types Of Male Haircut Is Most Appealing: Type Of Animal Most Liked: Massive Bear Riding A Small Bike Or Small Dog In Large Open Area: Favorite Late Night TV Product: Study Or Skip Homework: Grande Or Venti: A&W Or Tim Hortons: Five Star Resort Or Stay At Home: Math Or Make Up: How Long Have You Been Out Of School: Black Or White: Green Or Purple: Grey Or Yellow: Binge Watch Porno Or Write A Poem: Be Creative Or Being Cremated: Favorite Insect: Do You Like Ants Or Antelope More: Sleep With DjFly For Nothing And Live Or Die Wealthy In Pain: White Powder Or Black Powder: Chowder Or A Day At The Zoo By Yourself: Cats Or Dogs: Crack Cocaine Or Carnation Instant Breakfast: Drake Or Rihanna: Be A Wizard Or Be A Walton: Minecraft Or Mining And Crafts: Spicy Food Or Sour Food: Simple Dudes Or Complex Dudes: Spaced Out Dudes Or Down To Earth Dudes: Remove All Dudes From This Questionnaire Or Add More Dudes?: Jump Off A Bridge Naked Or Jeff Bridges Naked: Pancakes Or Crepes: Make Your Own Fun Or Be Funny As ****: Simpsons Or Futurama: The Beatles Or Actual Volkswagen Beatles: Blowjobs Or Booze: Favorite Time Of The Day: Favorite Meal Of The Day: How Many Star Systems Are Currently Above You in The Night Sky: The Square Route Of 50 Billion: Find The Last Remaining Side Of A Triangle With Sides Measuring 6FT And 5FT: How Long Does It Take For Light To Reach Yourself From The Sun In October: Are You Currently Nauseous Or Suffering From Any Illnesses: Make Your Own Last Question And Answer It:
The Basics: Name: Stephanie Date of Birth: March 17th Birthplace: Orillia Current Location: cranbrook Eye Colour: brown Hair Colour: blonde Height: 5'3 Heritage: Caucasian Religion: no thanks Piercings: 7 body piercings and ears all the way up. Tattoos: top back, collar bones, right side. Favourite: Band/Singer: penatonix Song: radioactive Movie: no Disney Movie: pochantos lol TV show: I don't tv. Colour: green Food: tacos Meal: thanksgiving Pizza topping: chicken Ice-Cream Flavor: choco-holic Drink (alcoholic): pornstar Soda: Pepsi Store: gnc Clothing Brand: bench Shoe Brand: dc Season: fall Month: October Holiday/Festival: thanksgiving Flower: Lilly Make-Up Item: eyeliner. Board game: aggravation This or That: this Sunny or rainy: Sunny Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate Fruit or veggie: vegetable. Night or day: Day Sour or sweet: Both, together. Thank you please lol Love or money: Money Phone or in person: phone. Looks or personality: personality Coffee or tea: oh damn... I just recently gave up caffeine lol tea. Hot or cold: Hot Your.. Goal for this year: ahh finish on top at my job. Most missed memory: grandma. Best physical feature: hahahahahahahahahahahaha can I pick it all? First thought waking up?: I promise I'll nap today... Hypothetical personality disorder: workaholism Preferred type of plastic surgery: painless lol Sesame street alter ego: cookie monster Fairytale alter ego: no. Most stupid remark: I had to finish parking.... Worst crime: no confessions for you nexopia lol Greatest ambition: To give my best at everything Greatest fear: failure. Darkest secret: none Favorite subject: math Strangest received gift: No idea. Worst habit: I like to hide bras in my couch lol Do You.. Smoke: yes Drink: couple times a year. Curse: I have a problem lol Shower daily: No. Like thunderstorms: heeeeellllll no. Dance in the rain: yes Sing: all the time Play an instrument: I have Get along with your parents: No Wish on stars: yes Believe in fate: yes Believe in love at first sight: yes lol Can You... Drive: depends who you ask... I have my license lol so someone had faith in me lol Sew: Ive tried lol Cook: Yes Speak another language: Yes Dance: definitely Sing: Yes Touch your nose with your tongue: Hahaha not anymore Whistle: Yes Curl your tongue: No... I can hardly bend it at this point Have you ever... Been Drunk: Yes Been Stoned/High: Yes Eaten Sushi: Yes Been in Love: Yes Skipped school: Yes Made prank calls: Yes Sent someone a love letter: Yes Stolen something: Yes Cried yourself to sleep: yup Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: chewing... Are you right or left handed?: Right What is your bedtime?: midnight Name three things you can't live without: work, kids, social life. What is the color of your room?: grey Do you have any siblings?: Yes Do you have any pets?: Yes Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No comment What is you middle name?: Marie What are you nicknames?: boss lady Are you for or against gay marriage?: who cares What are your thoughts abortion?: if it's me I'm going for it lol Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yes Are you afraid of the dark?: depends what the hell is out there How do you want to die?: old. Preferably fast. What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: don't normally eat cold food... So one? Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: as long as it wasn't a die place. What is the last law you've broken?: stop sign I'm guessing. What you look for: Hair colour: I prefer blonde. Eye colour: I prefer blue. Height: 6'-6'4 Weight: 20% Most important physical feature: stomach. Biggest turn-off: people who can't banter. Greatest thing about Wrecky: I find her rather entertaining
Oh goodness this is nothing short of a fricken novel. Oh well here goes: Name: Brandon Krogel Date of Birth: February 26, 1988 Birthplace: Edmonton, AB Current Location: Kelowna, BC Eye Colour: Brown Hair Colour: Brown Height: 6" Heritage: No idea Religion: Love conquerors all Piercings: Both ears and my nose Tattoos: My house address on my right forearm. Long story. Favorite Band/Singer: Tied between Hopes Die Last, Underoath and Athlete Song: Language by Porter Robinson Movie: Howl's Moving Castle Disney Movie: Beauty and the Beast TV show: Does anime count? Bleach is so. Scrubs if not. Colour: Red/Black/White Food: Pizza/Pasta Meal: See above Pizza topping: Pepperoni obviously Ice-Cream Flavor: Something coffee flavored Drink (alcoholic): Rye Soda: Cranberry Ginger Ale Store: The Dollar Store Clothing Brand: Whatever Bluenotes sells Shoe Brand: Vans? Season: Fall Month: August Holiday/Festival: St. Patrick's Day Flower: Rose Make-Up Item: What? Board game: Monopoly This or That: Who wrote this shit? Sunny or rainy: Sunny. Always. Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. I'm so white. Fruit or veggie: Veggie Night or day: Day Sour or sweet: Sour Love or money: Love. Who needs money when you have love? Phone or in person: In person Looks or personality: Personality Coffee or tea: Coffee. Forever. Hot or cold: Warm? Your.. You're? Goal for this year: Not hate my life. Most missed memory: Old days Best physical feature: Beard? First thought waking up: Oh god why? Hypothetical personality disorder: Unstable mood disorder. Preferred type of plastic surgery: It doesn't get any better than this. Sesame street alter ego: There's a person inside Big Bird. Fairytale alter ego: Peter Pan. Most stupid remark: Wanna bang? Worst crime: Travelling across country with half an ounce of weed. Greatest ambition: Rock star Greatest fear: Ultimate loneliness. Darkest secret: I'll never tell. Favorite subject: History Strangest received gift: Herpes. Thanks Felicia. Worst habit: Smoking while masturbating Do You.. Smoke: Yes. Drink: Yes. Curse: Usually. Shower daily: Monthly. Like thunderstorms: Sure. Dance in the rain: If I'm high enough. Sing: Totally. Play an instrument: Yup. Get along with your parents: What parents? Wish on stars: Yeah but its fucking useless. Believe in fate: Kinda. Believe in love at first sight: Could be a thing. Can You?? Drive: Yes. Sew: Nope. Cook: Do it for a living. Speak another language: One day. Dance: Like a white boy. Sing: I try. Touch your nose with your tongue: Not even close. Whistle: Doesn't everyone? Curl your tongue: It's a gift. Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: Every other day. Been Stoned/High: Every day I'm not drunk. Eaten Sushi: Unfortunately. Been in Love: *sigh* Skipped school: Thought I was so badass. Made prank calls: To your mother. Sent someone a love letter: Way too many. Stolen something: Regret it. Cried yourself to sleep: How else do you get to sleep? Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: Unopen to new ideas. Are you right or left handed?: Right. What is your bedtime?: Whenever. Name three things you can't live without: Rye, Cigarettes, Hope. What is the color of your room?: Creamy beige. Do you have any siblings?: Word. Do you have any pets?: A hell spawn cat. Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: Never. What is your middle name?: John! What are your nicknames?: B, Brando, B Minus, Super B, B for Free, B-Ran Are you for or against gay marriage?: Do what makes you happy. What are your thoughts on abortion?: It's complicated. What are your thoughts? Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yup. Are you afraid of the dark?: Used to be. How do you want to die?: Hit by a large moving vehicle. What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: One. Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: Anytime. What is the last law you've broken?: Public intoxication. What I look for Hair colour: Non-blondes. Eye colour: Whatever. Height: Not a giant. Weight: See above. Most important physical feature: Face. Biggest turn-off: Inconsideration. Greatest thing about Wrecky: Bombshell?
You fucking terrorist, that's not how we play this game. And my ass is undeniably amazing I said I'd do it, sheesh.
You know what @Cib3rNaut ? Be careful what you wish for! @djfly did you actually have anything to do with this? (WRECKY ONLY) The Basics: Bra Size: -AAA 001 Name of Favorite Underwear Brand: Same as my grandma's Your First Name: Wrecky How Many Dudes Have You Slept With: All of them I think How Many Babes Have You Slept With: All of them for sure What is The Profession Of All The Dudes You Have Slept With: Professional JERKS! Yeah boys take that shade How Much Do You Spend On Lubrication for Your Vehicle Yearly: Not enough, I like to ride rough How Many Degrees or Educational Courses Have You Taken: Everything but passed none #dumbasshit Where Is Your Birth Place: Never past bedtime land How Many Boyfriends Has Your Mom Had: So fucking many I ask almost every old guy I meet if he's my daddy. Normal Costs Of Your Haircuts: I'm a Gothardite Quiverfull Cultist ****, we do not cut our hair. What is Your Favorite Type Of Bottled Water: I'll drink out of the toilet thanks. If You Had To Either Sleep With Ellen Degeneres Or Rosie O Donnell Which?: It's not gay if it's in a three way How Many Times Do You Normally Blaze Per Year: I can't count that high Are You Afraid Of Any Types Of Plants Or Shrubs: mandrakes Have You Had Sexual Relationships With DjFly or Any Type Of Similar Fly Djs: No fucking comment   What Is Your Favorite Color Of Crayon: Purple When Was The Last Time You Used A Crayon: No comment! How Many Times Per Week Do You Eat Fast Food: Compared to me all food is fast  Do You Believe in Satan: it's important to believe in ones self What Is Your Shoe Size In European Measurements: Wtf like I'm some kind of European shoe scientist, **** off with that shit What Shape Do You Prefer For Male Penises: big ones, small ones and some as big as my head How Many Bananas Do You Consume Per Year In Weight: Ask my bf How Many Friends Do You Have Outside Of Fakebook And Nexopia: My dog ran away Do You Have Any Siblings: I'm an octuplet What Is Your Favorite Most Chill Place In The Town You Live In: Isolation ward Have You Every Had Or Seen Binders Full Of Women In Your Presence Or Possession: I'm in them mofo What Is The Best Crime You Have Committed In The Name Of Love: The police report said crime of passion Would You Rather Lara Croft Or Tifa: Rather what? Do You Like Sugar In Your Coffee Or Sweetener: I drink cups of sugar with a teaspoon of coffee because of my insect genes How Many Boners Do You Give Per Day: Still counting votes Are You Aware of Any Super Powers You May Have: Fully What Is The Name of Your Teenage Best Friend: Skank, bitch and whore.. and Rachel What School District Did You Attend: Area 51 How Many Times Have You Stayed Awake Overnight and Skipped Sleeping: Enough to add several weeks to my lifespan What Is Better Tuna Or Salmon: These questions are getting too complicated Do You Prefer Real Milk Or Almond Milk: Fresh cat milk What Is Your Favorite Power Rangers Name And Color: Emo rangers ftw, Google that shit Do You Like Bass Or Treble Better: I like anything I can shake my ass to Have You Ever Thought About Having Sex With Any Teachers From School: Thought about or actually did? Salt Or Pepper: Pepper, I'm salty enough Honey Or Maple Syrup: Any sweet sticky goo Codeine Or Cough Syrup: Robitussin Basil Or Basmati: I'm getting bored Bongs Or Blunts: Crack, meth and pcp Being Outside In A White Tee Shirt In The Rain Or Being Inside In A Winter Coat In The Summer: Gwyneth Paltrow Have You Smoked Cigars Before: My dads, once Do You Like PC Or Mac's Better: The Cib3rNaut system is superior to both How Old Are You This Second In Seconds: About a century too old for this bullshit Name 5 Things You Can't Live Without: nike air force 1's, @djfly, pokeballs, condoms, snow in a can What Brand Of Socks Are You Wearing Currently: footed onesie has no need for socks Favorite Female TV Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow Favorite Dude TV Actor: Gwyneth Paltrow Your Dad's Middle Name: Gwyneth Paltrow Your Favorite Type Of Hardware Store: Source Adult Chips With Or Without Dip: Chips with dip in a blender Mayonnaise Or Mustard: Handfuls of both French Fries Or Freedom Fries: Eating flies Stay Indoors And Read Or Go Outside And Relax: Relax indoors, read only while I'm driving Drink Beyond Your Limits And Lose A Day's Rest Or Save Some For The Next Day: Go big or go home What Types Of Male Haircut Is Most Appealing: see @djfly Type Of Animal Most Liked: Sharkodile-Rex Massive Bear Riding A Small Bike Or Small Dog In Large Open Area: What, to eat? You make no sense @Cib3rNaut Favorite Late Night TV Product: Whoopie Goldberg Study Or Skip Homework: Study but don't hand it in Grande Or Venti: We don't have time for a handjob right now A&W Or Tim Hortons: If anyone reads down this far I'm sorry @Cib3rNaut is such an asshole making this stupid piece of shit Five Star Resort Or Stay At Home: I'll go anywhere for a good time Math Or Make Up: Brains and beauty lol I was blessed with a tail How Long Have You Been Out Of School: stop making me feel old Black Or White: That's a racist question, you racist. Green Or Purple: still racist Grey Or Yellow: probably the most racist Binge Watch Porno Or Write A Poem: I think you already know Be Creative Or Being Cremated: Whatever gets me through this quicker Favorite Insect: Wrecky Do You Like Ants Or Antelope More: My aunts are bitches Sleep With DjFly For Nothing And Live Or Die Wealthy In Pain: @Cib3rNaut do you love @djfly? Are you obsessed with seeing the two of us in a porno? White Powder Or Black Powder: Racist! The army wouldn't even ask me that Chowder Or A Day At The Zoo By Yourself: I can talk to animals Cats Or Dogs: Assholes Crack Cocaine Or Carnation Instant Breakfast: Ugh Drake Or Rihanna: UGH! Be A Wizard Or Be A Walton: There is no end to the stupidity Minecraft Or Mining And Crafts: Gold rush Alaska Spicy Food Or Sour Food: That's a secret Simple Dudes Or Complex Dudes: Dumb as rocks Spaced Out Dudes Or Down To Earth Dudes: Brainless meat sacks preferably Remove All Dudes From This Questionnaire Or Add More Dudes?: **** off Jump Off A Bridge Naked Or Jeff Bridges Naked: Both Pancakes Or Crepes: Naked grapes Make Your Own Fun Or Be Funny As ****: I have no sense of humour Simpsons Or Futurama: Whalers on the moon The Beatles Or Actual Volkswagen Beatles: I want to punch you so bad right now Blowjobs Or Booze: All day long Favorite Time Of The Day: When the sun goes nova Favorite Meal Of The Day: Cock burger How Many Star Systems Are Currently Above You in The Night Sky: All of them if I stay up late The Square Route Of 50 Billion: Gwyneth Paltrow Find The Last Remaining Side Of A Triangle With Sides Measuring 6FT And 5FT: Is this like the Eiffel tower but with chicks? How Long Does It Take For Light To Reach Yourself From The Sun In October: Gwyneth Paltrow I think Are You Currently Nauseous Or Suffering From Any Illnesses: I fucking hate @Cib3rNaut Make Your Own Last Question And Answer It: No. That took me 15 mother fucking minutes you asshole, I want those back. But shoutout to anyone brave enough to fill this in for serious  And shoutout to @Posta and @Ready.Set.Go. for answering the original
