Old blog quizzes

Discussion in 'Would You "" the person above?' started by Wrecky, Dec 1, 2016.

  1. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie

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    I was creeping around some of my friends old profiles and I saw a ton of these in the old blogs. I remember this being a really popular thing back in the day, I definitely filled out a few.
    Anyone want to post a bunch of crap about themselves? Bonus points if you fill it out as if you were still a teenager :p
    I challenge @Mark CM to do it first :D

    The Basics:
    Name:
    Date of Birth:
    Birthplace:
    Current Location:
    Eye Colour:
    Hair Colour:
    Height:
    Heritage:
    Religion:
    Piercings:
    Tattoos:
    Favourite
    Band/Singer:
    Song:
    Movie:
    Disney Movie:
    TV show:
    Colour:
    Food:
    Meal:
    Pizza topping:
    Ice-Cream Flavor:
    Drink (alcoholic):
    Soda:
    Store:
    Clothing Brand:
    Shoe Brand:
    Season:
    Month:
    Holiday/Festival:
    Flower:
    Make-Up Item:
    Board game:
    This or That
    Sunny or rainy:
    Chocolate or vanilla:
    Fruit or veggie:
    Night or day:
    Sour or sweet:
    Love or money:
    Phone or in person:
    Looks or personality:
    Coffee or tea:
    Hot or cold:
    Your..
    Goal for this year:
    Most missed memory:
    Best physical feature:
    First thought waking up:
    Hypothetical personality disorder:
    Preferred type of plastic surgery:
    Sesame street alter ego:
    Fairytale alter ego:
    Most stupid remark:
    Worst crime:
    Greatest ambition:
    Greatest fear:
    Darkest secret:
    Favorite subject:
    Strangest received gift:
    Worst habit:
    Do You..
    Smoke:
    Drink:
    Curse:
    Shower daily:
    Like thunderstorms:
    Dance in the rain:
    Sing:
    Play an instrument:
    Get along with your parents:
    Wish on stars:
    Believe in fate:
    Believe in love at first sight:
    Can You??
    Drive:
    Sew:
    Cook:
    Speak another language:
    Dance:
    Sing:
    Touch your nose with your tongue:
    Whistle:
    Curl your tongue:
    Have you Evveerr?
    Been Drunk:
    Been Stoned/High:
    Eaten Sushi:
    Been in Love:
    Skipped school:
    Made prank calls:
    Sent someone a love letter:
    Stolen something:
    Cried yourself to sleep:
    Random shit:
    What annoys you most in a person?:
    Are you right or left handed?:
    What is your bedtime?:
    Name three things you can't live without:
    What is the color of your room?:
    Do you have any siblings?:
    Do you have any pets?:
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?:
    What is you middle name?:
    What are you nicknames?:
    Are you for or against gay marriage?:
    What are your thoughts abortion?:
    Do you have a crush on anyone?:
    Are you afraid of the dark?:
    How do you want to die?:
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?:
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?:
    What is the last law youve broken?:
    What I look for
    Hair colour
    :
    Eye colour:
    Height:
    Weight:
    Most important physical feature:
    Biggest turn-off:
    Greatest thing about Wrecky:

    CHALLENGE ANOTHER USER TO THIS QUIZ! TAG THEM HERE:
     
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  2. Mark CM

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    Here you go, care of 17 year-old me:

    The Basics:
    Name: mark
    Date of Birth: july 25 '78
    Birthplace: kamloops
    Current Location: the hammer
    Eye Colour: blue/grey
    Hair Colour: brown
    Height: 5'5 1/2"
    Heritage: canadian/italian/german/irish
    Religion: agnostic, but raised catholic
    Piercings: no
    Tattoos: not yet
    Favourite
    Band/Singer: minor threat
    Song: dillinger four "my superpowers enable me to blend in with machinery"
    Movie: the breakfast club
    Disney Movie: disney is evil
    TV show: street cents
    Colour: blue
    Food: vegan pizza
    Meal: vegan pizza
    Pizza topping: mushrooms
    Ice-Cream Flavor: i don't eat ice cream
    Drink (alcoholic): i don't drink (but I'm not straight-edge)
    Soda: Coke
    Store: static age records
    Clothing Brand: i just wear band shirts
    Shoe Brand: adidas
    Season: fall
    Month: don't care
    Holiday/Festival: halloween
    Flower: cauliflower
    Make-Up Item: i'm not that emo
    Board game: scrabble
    This or That
    Sunny or rainy: sunny, i hate the rain
    Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla 100000%
    Fruit or veggie: both!
    Night or day: night
    Sour or sweet: salty
    Love or money: love
    Phone or in person: in person
    Looks or personality: personality
    Coffee or tea: tea
    Hot or cold: hot, i guess
    Your..
    Goal for this year: play more shows with my band
    Most missed memory: ???
    Best physical feature: don't care
    First thought waking up: can i go back to sleep
    Hypothetical personality disorder: jockphobic
    Preferred type of plastic surgery: not into it
    Sesame street alter ego: cookie monster
    Fairytale alter ego: no idea
    Most stupid remark: i don't know
    Worst crime: pedophilia
    Greatest ambition: to write a movie
    Greatest fear: heights
    Darkest secret: i'm pretty boring
    Favorite subject: social studies
    Strangest received gift: my mom keeps putting weird magazines i don't read in my stockings at christmas
    Worst habit: biting my nails
    Do You..
    Smoke: no
    Drink: no
    Curse: **** yes
    Shower daily: nope
    Like thunderstorms: don't dislike them
    Dance in the rain: never, wet pant cuffs are my biggest pet peeve
    Sing: not as well as i used to
    Play an instrument: bass, guitar, piano
    Get along with your parents: well enough
    Wish on stars: no
    Believe in fate: kind of
    Believe in love at first sight: definitely
    Can You??
    Drive: no
    Sew: barely
    Cook: yeah
    Speak another language: french
    Dance: mosh
    Sing: you asked that already
    Touch your nose with your tongue: nope
    Whistle: not really
    Curl your tongue: no, that's why i can't whistle
    Have you Evveerr?
    Been Drunk: yeah, it's overrated
    Been Stoned/High: yep
    Eaten Sushi: not yet
    Been in Love: no
    Skipped school: no
    Made prank calls: way too many
    Sent someone a love letter: no
    Stolen something: nothing big
    Cried yourself to sleep: ugh yeah
    Random shit:
    What annoys you most in a person?: people who make stuff up
    Are you right or left handed?: right
    What is your bedtime?: late
    Name three things you can't live without: coke, vhs tapes, and chips
    What is the color of your room?: blue
    Do you have any siblings?: one sister
    Do you have any pets?: no, my parents won't let me. i had painter turtles once.
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: as long as i didn't get caught
    What is you middle name?: feltrin
    What are you nicknames?: pesci, i hate it
    Are you for or against gay marriage?: for it
    What are your thoughts abortion?: for it
    Do you have a crush on anyone?: yeah but i'm not saying who
    Are you afraid of the dark?: sometimes
    How do you want to die?: in my sleep
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: a lot, banana popsicles when i was in the hospital and it was all i could eat. probably, like, 12 or 15
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: hypothetically, yes
    What is the last law youve broken?: jaywalking
    What I look for
    Hair colour
    : don't care
    Eye colour: don't care
    Height: shorter than me
    Weight: don't care
    Most important physical feature: nice hair
    Biggest turn-off: being lame
    Greatest thing about Wrecky: that she lives so far away :woot:
     
  3. Cib3rNaut

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    The Basics:
    Name: Cib3rNaut
    Date of Birth: Feb 1987
    Birthplace: Vagina
    Current Location: Holographic Cortex
    Eye Colour: Grey
    Hair Colour: Black
    Height: 6'0"
    Heritage: Off World Cloning Project
    Religion: Science
    Piercings: Nil
    Tattoos: Nil
    Favourite
    Band/Singer: Snow Tha Product
    Song: Remix
    Movie: Scanner Darkly
    Disney Movie: The Lizzie Mcquire Movie
    TV show: Continuum
    Colour: "Now Black"
    Food: Sushi
    Meal: Protein Bars / Powdered Food Products
    Pizza topping: Pesto
    Ice-Cream Flavor: Chapman's Neapolitan
    Drink (alcoholic): Sake / Votka
    Soda: Cocaine Mixed Coca Cola
    Store: Grocery / Food Product
    Clothing Brand: Non Logo Branded Clothing
    Shoe Brand: Nike
    Season: Cold Weather Months
    Month: February
    Holiday/Festival: Star Trek Day
    Flower: Blue Lotus
    Make-Up Item: Miley Cyrus Mac Items
    Board game: Three Dimensional Chess
    This or That: That
    Sunny or rainy: Rainy
    Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
    Fruit or veggie: Veggie
    Night or day: Night
    Sour or sweet: Sweet
    Love or money: Money
    Phone or in person: In Person
    Looks or personality: Personality
    Coffee or tea: Tea
    Hot or cold: Cold
    Your..
    Goal for this year: Not To Set Any Goals
    Most missed memory: Suicide
    Best physical feature: My Man Hands
    First thought waking up: Usually of random Females I have met
    Hypothetical personality disorder: Robert Downey JR
    Preferred type of plastic surgery: Wolverine Upgrades
    Sesame street alter ego: Swedish Chef
    Fairytale alter ego: Scientist From Wizard Of Oz
    Most stupid remark: Everything in Perception to the Real Truth Of The World
    Worst crime: Misdemeanors
    Greatest ambition: Fighter Jet Pilot / Cosmonaut
    Greatest fear: MK Ultra
    Darkest secret: Someone I Failed
    Favorite subject: Mathematics / Physics
    Strangest received gift: Unsure
    Worst habit: Masterbation
    Do You..
    Smoke: Nope
    Drink: Very Rarely
    Curse: Somewhat Never
    Shower daily: Yep
    Like thunderstorms: Yes, And Think About Controlling Them
    Dance in the rain: Have Not
    Sing: Once In Awhile
    Play an instrument: Ney
    Get along with your parents: They Might Think So, I Do Not
    Wish on stars: Wished For Betterment, Not For Currency
    Believe in fate: Believe In Holographic World Control Which Appears As Fate
    Believe in love at first sight: Plausible
    Can You??
    Drive: Yea
    Sew: No
    Cook: Hardly
    Speak another language: Possibly, If I Knew Another That Would Reflect That Ability
    Dance: Almost Enough To Be Back Up
    Sing: You Already Asked That Once, No
    Touch your nose with your tongue: Cannot
    Whistle: I Try Not To
    Curl your tongue: Never
    Have you Evveerr?
    Been Drunk: Only Once
    Been Stoned/High: Never In My Life
    Eaten Sushi: Yeppers
    Been in Love: Not With A Girl Friend, Unsure
    Skipped school: High School
    Made prank calls: Nevar
    Sent someone a love letter: Nah
    Stolen something: Try Not To Steal Anything All The Time
    Cried yourself to sleep: Most Likely
    Random shit: Random
    What annoys you most in a person?: Knowing The Programming Behind Their Voices And Who They Are
    Are you right or left handed?: Both At Times
    What is your bedtime?: Around 21:00 Hours
    Name three things you can't live without: Oxygen, Food, Water
    What is the color of your room?: White
    Do you have any siblings?: Possibly, We Do Not Speak
    Do you have any pets?: None Whatsoever
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No
    What is you middle name?: The Meaning For Immortal In Ancient Language
    What are you nicknames?: Mostly Derived Around Robots, Cyborgs
    Are you for or against gay marriage?: Yes
    What are your thoughts abortion?: Kill Everyone That Isn't Capable Of Living To A High Standard, Help The Poor With Smart Children
    Do you have a crush on anyone?: No One Currently On Nexopia
    Are you afraid of the dark?: Was At One Time, Not Anymore
    How do you want to die?: Particle Accelerator, After Spending Time In Space
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: 2 Many 2 Count
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: Would The Bullet Kill Her, Or Kill Myself If I Took It
    What is the last law you've broken?: Lied On A Medical Form
    What I look for
    Hair Color
    : Non Common, Non Dyed
    Eye Color: Non Red From Drug Addiction
    Height: Not Overly Tall, Not Overly Short
    Weight: Boxer Type Female Profile, Or Extremely Physically Fit
    Most important physical feature: Healthy
    Biggest turn-off: Smell
    Greatest thing about Wrecky: Yet To Be Discovered
     
  4. Wrecky

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    LOL! Good job both of you :hilarious: I knew this would be fun, but I have a few questions/comments for you both.
    1. I'm hoping you meant Pedophilia is, in your opinion the worst crime.. not the worst crime you've committed.
    2. Feltrin.. lol really?
    3. :finger:

    1. Lol I've noted some similarities between you and RDJ.
    2. Gingers, right? You like gingers.
    3. I can't tell if this is you as you are now or you as a teen, but I'm thinking it would be relatively the same for both.

    @djfly and @FlamesFanatic your turn!
     
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    I'll get around to it sometime tomorrow.
     
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    1. NASA Probably got really bored in the early stages of Nazi Technology and decided to make rough and tough clones, First Generation men that are irresistible to Gingers and those alike. This would not surprise me whatsoever.
    2. Gingers seem to be the most friendly of Womankind, Followed by black haired Asianfolk
    3. How could you tell either way, Did you know me as a Teenager and Adult? Wrecky gave away her secret:rolleyes:
     
  7. Mark CM

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    1. yes, 17 y/o me probably thought it was the worst crime. the question didn't say "you ever committed" - that would be gross.

    2. yeah, it's my Mom's maiden name and she was an only child so they wanted to keep it in the family. it's annoying. why couldn't it be something cool like Jake?

    3. :)
     
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    um more like your turn @Wrecky!

    This should be part of it: after you do it, call out another Nexopian to do it!
     
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  9. djfly

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    This is the stupidest thing I've ever done. Also, I formatted this thing so it's legible. You're welcome.
    The Basics:
    Name: Conor
    Date of Birth: Same as Posta
    Birthplace: Winterpeg
    Current Location: Winterpeg
    Eye Colour: Green
    Hair Colour: Random
    Height: 5'11"
    Heritage: Caucasian
    Religion: Don't get me started
    Piercings: 8 holes in my ears
    Tattoos: Left shoulder

    Favourite:
    Band/Singer: Too many to list
    Song: WAY too many to list
    Movie: WAY too many to list
    Disney Movie: Seriously?
    TV show: Person of Interest
    Colour: Depends what the colour is being used for
    Food: Healthy, tasty and filling
    Meal: How's this different from above?
    Pizza topping: fresh mozarella
    Ice-Cream Flavor: I don't eat sweets
    Drink (alcoholic): Beer
    Soda: Pepsi mixed into rye and water
    Store: I can't think of one that sells food and quality tools and supplies. I can't decide whether to starve or live in a cardboard box.
    Clothing Brand: British military
    Shoe Brand: Something that doesn't wear out, my work boots are decent
    Season: Summer
    Month: July
    Holiday/Festival: Canada Day
    Flower: Whatever she likes
    Make-Up Item: Makeup remover
    Board game: Risk
    This or That: It
    Sunny or rainy: Sunny
    Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
    Fruit or veggie: Veg
    Night or day: Depends if I have to pay for lighting or not
    Sour or sweet: Sour
    Love or money: Money
    Phone or in person: In person
    Looks or personality: Both are required
    Coffee or tea: Coffee
    Hot or cold: Hot

    Your..
    Goal for this year: Too many to list
    Most missed memory: I don't dwell on the past
    Best physical feature: I'm not the person to ask
    First thought waking up: Ah ****, I slept in didn't I?
    Hypothetical personality disorder: antisocial
    Preferred type of plastic surgery: the type that isn't for the sake of it
    Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
    Fairytale alter ego: Headless Horseman (this counts, right?)
    Most stupid remark: What's the question?
    Worst crime: One you don't stand behind
    Greatest ambition: To be happy
    Greatest fear: None
    Darkest secret: None
    Favorite subject: None
    Strangest received gift: None
    Worst habit: Skipping my workout

    Do You..
    Smoke: No
    Drink: Rarely
    Curse: **** yeah
    Shower daily: Depends
    Like thunderstorms: Don't care
    Dance in the rain: No
    Sing: By myself
    Play an instrument: Yes
    Get along with your parents: Not really
    Wish on stars: No
    Believe in fate: No
    Believe in love at first sight: No

    Can You...
    Drive: Yes
    Sew: Yes
    Cook: Yes
    Speak another language: Yes
    Dance: depends who you ask
    Sing: Yes
    Touch your nose with your tongue: No
    Whistle: Yes
    Curl your tongue: No

    Have you ever...
    Been Drunk: Yes
    Been Stoned/High: Yes
    Eaten Sushi: Yes
    Been in Love: Yes
    Skipped school: Yes
    Made prank calls: Yes
    Sent someone a love letter: Yes
    Stolen something: Yes
    Cried yourself to sleep: Not that I remember

    Random shit:
    What annoys you most in a person?: irrational / illogical / emotional behaviour
    Are you right or left handed?: Right
    What is your bedtime?: When I'm tired
    Name three things you can't live without: Oxygen, food, water
    What is the color of your room?: tan
    Do you have any siblings?: Yes
    Do you have any pets?: Yes
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No comment
    What is you middle name?: No comment
    What are you nicknames?: None I approve of
    Are you for or against gay marriage?: No comment
    What are your thoughts abortion?: No comment
    Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yes
    Are you afraid of the dark?: No
    How do you want to die?: No comment
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: a dozen or so
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: rephrase to "someone" and sure.
    What is the last law you've broken?: No comment

    What you look for:
    Hair colour: No comment
    Eye colour: No preference
    Height: 5'2" to 5'9"
    Weight: BMI <= 24
    Most important physical feature: being proportionate
    Biggest turn-off: Open mouth / loud / otherwise cow-like chewers
    Greatest thing about Wrecky: Her ass
     
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  10. Wrecky

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    2. That has not been my experience overall, I've had the best and worst experiences with red haired females. Not knocking the population as a whole but in my life I've met a LOT :p
    3. What secret? Lol you silly goose, I think I'm just assuming you haven't changed as much over the years as other people tend to. :smug:

    Why would I want to answer all those bullshit questions? How about for every thumbs up this post gets I will answer 1 question, in the order of my choosing :smuggrin:
     
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    1. Thanks for formatting, I was going to but it looked like work. I just ripped this out of someone's blog from 2006 :p
    2. Food: This is either a singular food item such as apples or it's a type of food like Mexican.
    3. Meal: I think this is either your favourite dish, (ex Spaghetti) or meal of the day (ex Breakfast) but I'm not 100% certain, this was obviously written by a teenager.
    4. Nickname: Everyone start coming up with nicknames for @djfly to approve of ;)
    5. You hit the nail on the head bb :sex:
     
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    1. If I hadn't formatted it, I wouldn't have answered it.
    2/3. Same thing then.
    4. Tread carefully; My name isn't short for "Conrad", "Corner" and "Quarter" will both get your nose broken, "Condom" hasn't been funny since grade 8.
    5. No comment. heh.
     
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    Sure thang, Connery
     
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    Lol obviously Mark disapproves :hilarious: ok fine I'll do it, but it's still bullshit
     
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    Trust me, I have less interest than you... If I'd actually realized that you hadn't yet answered, I wouldn't have...

    /deletes his post until @Wrecky gets her (less and less nice) ass in gear :smuggrin:
     
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  16. Cib3rNaut

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    Wrecky how about a personalized Questionnaire for yourself written by myself and DJFLy,

    (WRECKY ONLY)
    The Basics:
    Bra Size:
    Name of Favorite Underwear Brand:
    Your First Name:
    How Many Dudes Have You Slept With:
    How Many Babes Have You Slept With:
    What is The Profession Of All The Dudes You Have Slept With:
    How Much Do You Spend On Lubrication for Your Vehicle Yearly:
    How Many Degrees or Educational Courses Have You Taken:
    Where Is Your Birth Place:
    How Many Boyfriends Has Your Mom Had:
    Normal Costs Of Your Haircuts:
    What is Your Favorite Type Of Bottled Water:
    If You Had To Either Sleep With Ellen Degeneres Or Rosie O Donnell Which?:
    How Many Times Do You Normally Blaze Per Year:
    Are You Afraid Of Any Types Of Plants Or Shrubs:
    Have You Had Sexual Relationships With DjFly or Any Type Of Similar Fly Djs:
    What Is Your Favorite Color Of Crayon:
    When Was The Last Time You Used A Crayon:
    How Many Times Per Week Do You Eat Fast Food:
    Do You Believe in Satan:
    What Is Your Shoe Size In European Measurements:
    What Shape Do You Prefer For Male Penises:
    How Many Bananas Do You Consume Per Year In Weight:
    How Many Friends Do You Have Outside Of Fakebook And Nexopia:
    Do You Have Any Siblings:
    What Is Your Favorite Most Chill Place In The Town You Live In:
    Have You Every Had Or Seen Binders Full Of Women In Your Presence Or Possession:
    What Is The Best Crime You Have Committed In The Name Of Love:
    Would You Rather Lara Croft Or Tifa:
    Do You Like Sugar In Your Coffee Or Sweetener:
    How Many Boners Do You Give Per Day:
    Are You Aware of Any Super Powers You May Have:
    What Is The Name of Your Teenage Best Friend:
    What School District Did You Attend:
    How Many Times Have You Stayed Awake Overnight and Skipped Sleeping:
    What Is Better Tuna Or Salmon:
    Do You Prefer Real Milk Or Almond Milk:
    What Is Your Favorite Power Rangers Name And Color:
    Do You Like Bass Or Treble Better:
    Have You Ever Thought About Having Sex With Any Teachers From School:
    Salt Or Pepper:
    Honey Or Maple Syrup:
    Codeine Or Cough Syrup:
    Basil Or Basmati:
    Bongs Or Blunts:
    Being Outside In A White Tee Shirt In The Rain Or Being Inside In A Winter Coat In The Summer:
    Have You Smoked Cigars Before:
    Do You Like PC Or Mac's Better:
    How Old Are You This Second In Seconds:
    Name 5 Things You Can't Live Without:
    What Brand Of Socks Are You Wearing Currently:
    Favorite Female TV Actress:
    Favorite Dude TV Actor:
    Your Dad's Middle Name:
    Your Favorite Type Of Hardware Store:
    Chips With Or Without Dip:
    Mayonnaise Or Mustard:
    French Fries Or Freedom Fries:
    Stay Indoors And Read Or Go Outside And Relax:
    Drink Beyond Your Limits And Lose A Day's Rest Or Save Some For The Next Day:
    What Types Of Male Haircut Is Most Appealing:
    Type Of Animal Most Liked:
    Massive Bear Riding A Small Bike Or Small Dog In Large Open Area:
    Favorite Late Night TV Product:
    Study Or Skip Homework:
    Grande Or Venti:
    A&W Or Tim Hortons:
    Five Star Resort Or Stay At Home:
    Math Or Make Up:
    How Long Have You Been Out Of School:
    Black Or White:
    Green Or Purple:
    Grey Or Yellow:
    Binge Watch Porno Or Write A Poem:
    Be Creative Or Being Cremated:
    Favorite Insect:
    Do You Like Ants Or Antelope More:
    Sleep With DjFly For Nothing And Live Or Die Wealthy In Pain:
    White Powder Or Black Powder:
    Chowder Or A Day At The Zoo By Yourself:
    Cats Or Dogs:
    Crack Cocaine Or Carnation Instant Breakfast:
    Drake Or Rihanna:
    Be A Wizard Or Be A Walton:
    Minecraft Or Mining And Crafts:
    Spicy Food Or Sour Food:
    Simple Dudes Or Complex Dudes:
    Spaced Out Dudes Or Down To Earth Dudes:
    Remove All Dudes From This Questionnaire Or Add More Dudes?:
    Jump Off A Bridge Naked Or Jeff Bridges Naked:
    Pancakes Or Crepes:
    Make Your Own Fun Or Be Funny As ****:
    Simpsons Or Futurama:
    The Beatles Or Actual Volkswagen Beatles:
    Blowjobs Or Booze:
    Favorite Time Of The Day:
    Favorite Meal Of The Day:
    How Many Star Systems Are Currently Above You in The Night Sky:
    The Square Route Of 50 Billion:
    Find The Last Remaining Side Of A Triangle With Sides Measuring 6FT And 5FT:
    How Long Does It Take For Light To Reach Yourself From The Sun In October:
    Are You Currently Nauseous Or Suffering From Any Illnesses:
    Make Your Own Last Question And Answer It:
     
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  17. Posta

    Posta Champion

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    The Basics:
    Name: Stephanie
    Date of Birth: March 17th
    Birthplace: Orillia
    Current Location: cranbrook
    Eye Colour: brown
    Hair Colour: blonde
    Height: 5'3
    Heritage: Caucasian
    Religion: no thanks
    Piercings: 7 body piercings and ears all the way up.
    Tattoos: top back, collar bones, right side.

    Favourite:
    Band/Singer: penatonix
    Song: radioactive
    Movie: no
    Disney Movie: pochantos lol
    TV show: I don't tv.
    Colour: green
    Food: tacos
    Meal: thanksgiving
    Pizza topping: chicken
    Ice-Cream Flavor: choco-holic
    Drink (alcoholic): pornstar
    Soda: Pepsi
    Store: gnc
    Clothing Brand: bench
    Shoe Brand: dc
    Season: fall
    Month: October
    Holiday/Festival: thanksgiving
    Flower: Lilly
    Make-Up Item: eyeliner.
    Board game: aggravation
    This or That: this
    Sunny or rainy: Sunny
    Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
    Fruit or veggie: vegetable.
    Night or day: Day
    Sour or sweet: Both, together. Thank you please lol
    Love or money: Money
    Phone or in person: phone.
    Looks or personality: personality
    Coffee or tea: oh damn... I just recently gave up caffeine lol tea.
    Hot or cold: Hot

    Your..
    Goal for this year: ahh finish on top at my job.
    Most missed memory: grandma.
    Best physical feature: hahahahahahahahahahahaha can I pick it all?
    First thought waking up?: I promise I'll nap today...
    Hypothetical personality disorder: workaholism
    Preferred type of plastic surgery: painless lol
    Sesame street alter ego: cookie monster
    Fairytale alter ego: no.
    Most stupid remark: I had to finish parking....
    Worst crime: no confessions for you nexopia lol
    Greatest ambition: To give my best at everything

    Greatest fear: failure.
    Darkest secret: none
    Favorite subject: math
    Strangest received gift: No idea.
    Worst habit: I like to hide bras in my couch lol

    Do You..
    Smoke: yes
    Drink: couple times a year.
    Curse: I have a problem lol
    Shower daily: No.
    Like thunderstorms: heeeeellllll no.
    Dance in the rain: yes
    Sing: all the time
    Play an instrument: I have
    Get along with your parents: No
    Wish on stars: yes
    Believe in fate: yes
    Believe in love at first sight: yes lol

    Can You...
    Drive: depends who you ask... I have my license lol so someone had faith in me lol
    Sew: Ive tried lol
    Cook: Yes
    Speak another language: Yes
    Dance: definitely
    Sing: Yes
    Touch your nose with your tongue: Hahaha not anymore
    Whistle: Yes
    Curl your tongue: No... I can hardly bend it at this point

    Have you ever...
    Been Drunk: Yes
    Been Stoned/High: Yes
    Eaten Sushi: Yes
    Been in Love: Yes
    Skipped school: Yes
    Made prank calls: Yes
    Sent someone a love letter: Yes
    Stolen something: Yes
    Cried yourself to sleep: yup

    Random shit:
    What annoys you most in a person?: chewing...
    Are you right or left handed?: Right
    What is your bedtime?: midnight
    Name three things you can't live without: work, kids, social life.
    What is the color of your room?: grey
    Do you have any siblings?: Yes
    Do you have any pets?: Yes
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: No comment
    What is you middle name?: Marie
    What are you nicknames?: boss lady
    Are you for or against gay marriage?: who cares
    What are your thoughts abortion?: if it's me I'm going for it lol
    Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yes
    Are you afraid of the dark?: depends what the hell is out there
    How do you want to die?: old. Preferably fast.
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: don't normally eat cold food... So one?
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: as long as it wasn't a die place.
    What is the last law you've broken?: stop sign I'm guessing.

    What you look for:
    Hair colour: I prefer blonde.
    Eye colour: I prefer blue.
    Height: 6'-6'4
    Weight: 20%
    Most important physical feature: stomach.
    Biggest turn-off: people who can't banter.
    Greatest thing about Wrecky: I find her rather entertaining :D
     
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  18. Ready.Set.Go.

    Ready.Set.Go. Newbie

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    Oh goodness this is nothing short of a fricken novel. Oh well here goes:

    Name: Brandon Krogel
    Date of Birth: February 26, 1988
    Birthplace: Edmonton, AB
    Current Location: Kelowna, BC
    Eye Colour: Brown
    Hair Colour: Brown
    Height: 6"
    Heritage: No idea
    Religion: Love conquerors all
    Piercings: Both ears and my nose :)
    Tattoos: My house address on my right forearm. Long story.
    Favorite Band/Singer: Tied between Hopes Die Last, Underoath and Athlete
    Song: Language by Porter Robinson
    Movie: Howl's Moving Castle
    Disney Movie: Beauty and the Beast
    TV show: Does anime count? Bleach is so. Scrubs if not.
    Colour: Red/Black/White
    Food: Pizza/Pasta
    Meal: See above
    Pizza topping: Pepperoni obviously
    Ice-Cream Flavor: Something coffee flavored
    Drink (alcoholic): Rye
    Soda: Cranberry Ginger Ale
    Store: The Dollar Store
    Clothing Brand: Whatever Bluenotes sells
    Shoe Brand: Vans?
    Season: Fall
    Month: August
    Holiday/Festival: St. Patrick's Day
    Flower: Rose
    Make-Up Item: What?
    Board game: Monopoly
    This or That: Who wrote this shit?
    Sunny or rainy: Sunny. Always.
    Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. I'm so white.
    Fruit or veggie: Veggie
    Night or day: Day
    Sour or sweet: Sour
    Love or money: Love. Who needs money when you have love?
    Phone or in person: In person
    Looks or personality: Personality
    Coffee or tea: Coffee. Forever.
    Hot or cold: Warm?
    Your.. You're?
    Goal for this year: Not hate my life.
    Most missed memory: Old days
    Best physical feature: Beard?
    First thought waking up: Oh god why?
    Hypothetical personality disorder: Unstable mood disorder.
    Preferred type of plastic surgery: It doesn't get any better than this.
    Sesame street alter ego: There's a person inside Big Bird.
    Fairytale alter ego: Peter Pan.
    Most stupid remark: Wanna bang?
    Worst crime: Travelling across country with half an ounce of weed.
    Greatest ambition: Rock star
    Greatest fear: Ultimate loneliness.
    Darkest secret: I'll never tell.
    Favorite subject: History
    Strangest received gift: Herpes. Thanks Felicia.
    Worst habit: Smoking while masturbating
    Do You..
    Smoke: Yes.
    Drink: Yes.
    Curse: Usually.
    Shower daily: Monthly.
    Like thunderstorms: Sure.
    Dance in the rain: If I'm high enough.
    Sing: Totally.
    Play an instrument: Yup.
    Get along with your parents: What parents?
    Wish on stars: Yeah but its fucking useless.
    Believe in fate: Kinda.
    Believe in love at first sight: Could be a thing.
    Can You??
    Drive: Yes.
    Sew: Nope.
    Cook: Do it for a living.
    Speak another language: One day.
    Dance: Like a white boy.
    Sing: I try.
    Touch your nose with your tongue: Not even close.
    Whistle: Doesn't everyone?
    Curl your tongue: It's a gift.
    Have you Evveerr?
    Been Drunk: Every other day.
    Been Stoned/High: Every day I'm not drunk.
    Eaten Sushi: Unfortunately.
    Been in Love: *sigh*
    Skipped school: Thought I was so badass.
    Made prank calls: To your mother.
    Sent someone a love letter: Way too many.
    Stolen something: Regret it.
    Cried yourself to sleep: How else do you get to sleep?
    Random shit:
    What annoys you most in a person?: Unopen to new ideas.
    Are you right or left handed?: Right.
    What is your bedtime?: Whenever.
    Name three things you can't live without: Rye, Cigarettes, Hope.
    What is the color of your room?: Creamy beige.
    Do you have any siblings?: Word.
    Do you have any pets?: A hell spawn cat.
    Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: Never.
    What is your middle name?: John!
    What are your nicknames?: B, Brando, B Minus, Super B, B for Free, B-Ran
    Are you for or against gay marriage?: Do what makes you happy.
    What are your thoughts on abortion?: It's complicated. What are your thoughts?
    Do you have a crush on anyone?: Yup.
    Are you afraid of the dark?: Used to be.
    How do you want to die?: Hit by a large moving vehicle.
    What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: One.
    Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: Anytime.
    What is the last law you've broken?: Public intoxication.
    What I look for
    Hair colour: Non-blondes.

    Eye colour: Whatever.
    Height: Not a giant.
    Weight: See above.
    Most important physical feature: Face.
    Biggest turn-off: Inconsideration.
    Greatest thing about Wrecky: Bombshell?
     
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  19. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie

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    You fucking terrorist, that's not how we play this game. And my ass is undeniably amazing :finger::finger: I said I'd do it, sheesh.
     
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  20. Wrecky

    Wrecky Valkyrie

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    You know what @Cib3rNaut ? Be careful what you wish for!

    @djfly did you actually have anything to do with this?


    (WRECKY ONLY)


    The Basics:


    Bra Size: -AAA 001


    Name of Favorite Underwear Brand: Same as my grandma's


    Your First Name: Wrecky


    How Many Dudes Have You Slept With: All of them I think


    How Many Babes Have You Slept With: All of them for sure


    What is The Profession Of All The Dudes You Have Slept With: Professional JERKS! Yeah boys take that shade


    How Much Do You Spend On Lubrication for Your Vehicle Yearly: Not enough, I like to ride rough


    How Many Degrees or Educational Courses Have You Taken: Everything but passed none #dumbasshit


    Where Is Your Birth Place: Never past bedtime land


    How Many Boyfriends Has Your Mom Had: So fucking many I ask almost every old guy I meet if he's my daddy.


    Normal Costs Of Your Haircuts: I'm a Gothardite Quiverfull Cultist ****, we do not cut our hair.


    What is Your Favorite Type Of Bottled Water: I'll drink out of the toilet thanks.


    If You Had To Either Sleep With Ellen Degeneres Or Rosie O Donnell Which?: It's not gay if it's in a three way


    How Many Times Do You Normally Blaze Per Year: I can't count that high


    Are You Afraid Of Any Types Of Plants Or Shrubs: mandrakes


    Have You Had Sexual Relationships With DjFly or Any Type Of Similar Fly Djs: No fucking comment  


    What Is Your Favorite Color Of Crayon: Purple


    When Was The Last Time You Used A Crayon: No comment!


    How Many Times Per Week Do You Eat Fast Food: Compared to me all food is fast 


    Do You Believe in Satan: it's important to believe in ones self


    What Is Your Shoe Size In European Measurements: Wtf like I'm some kind of European shoe scientist, **** off with that shit


    What Shape Do You Prefer For Male Penises: big ones, small ones and some as big as my head


    How Many Bananas Do You Consume Per Year In Weight: Ask my bf


    How Many Friends Do You Have Outside Of Fakebook And Nexopia: My dog ran away


    Do You Have Any Siblings: I'm an octuplet


    What Is Your Favorite Most Chill Place In The Town You Live In: Isolation ward


    Have You Every Had Or Seen Binders Full Of Women In Your Presence Or Possession: I'm in them mofo


    What Is The Best Crime You Have Committed In The Name Of Love: The police report said crime of passion


    Would You Rather Lara Croft Or Tifa: Rather what?


    Do You Like Sugar In Your Coffee Or Sweetener: I drink cups of sugar with a teaspoon of coffee because of my insect genes


    How Many Boners Do You Give Per Day: Still counting votes


    Are You Aware of Any Super Powers You May Have: Fully


    What Is The Name of Your Teenage Best Friend: Skank, bitch and whore.. and Rachel


    What School District Did You Attend: Area 51


    How Many Times Have You Stayed Awake Overnight and Skipped Sleeping: Enough to add several weeks to my lifespan


    What Is Better Tuna Or Salmon: These questions are getting too complicated


    Do You Prefer Real Milk Or Almond Milk: Fresh cat milk


    What Is Your Favorite Power Rangers Name And Color: Emo rangers ftw, Google that shit


    Do You Like Bass Or Treble Better: I like anything I can shake my ass to


    Have You Ever Thought About Having Sex With Any Teachers From School: Thought about or actually did?


    Salt Or Pepper: Pepper, I'm salty enough


    Honey Or Maple Syrup: Any sweet sticky goo


    Codeine Or Cough Syrup: Robitussin


    Basil Or Basmati: I'm getting bored


    Bongs Or Blunts: Crack, meth and pcp


    Being Outside In A White Tee Shirt In The Rain Or Being Inside In A Winter Coat In The Summer: Gwyneth Paltrow


    Have You Smoked Cigars Before: My dads, once


    Do You Like PC Or Mac's Better: The Cib3rNaut system is superior to both


    How Old Are You This Second In Seconds: About a century too old for this bullshit


    Name 5 Things You Can't Live Without:

    nike air force 1's, @djfly, pokeballs, condoms, snow in a can

    What Brand Of Socks Are You Wearing Currently: footed onesie has no need for socks


    Favorite Female TV Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow


    Favorite Dude TV Actor: Gwyneth Paltrow


    Your Dad's Middle Name: Gwyneth Paltrow


    Your Favorite Type Of Hardware Store: Source Adult


    Chips With Or Without Dip: Chips with dip in a blender


    Mayonnaise Or Mustard:
    Handfuls of both


    French Fries Or Freedom Fries:
    Eating flies


    Stay Indoors And Read Or Go Outside And Relax: Relax indoors, read only while I'm driving

    Drink Beyond Your Limits And Lose A Day's Rest Or Save Some For The Next Day: Go big or go home


    What Types Of Male Haircut Is Most Appealing: see @djfly


    Type Of Animal Most Liked: Sharkodile-Rex

    Massive Bear Riding A Small Bike Or Small Dog In Large Open Area: What, to eat? You make no sense @Cib3rNaut

    Favorite Late Night TV Product: Whoopie Goldberg

    Study Or Skip Homework: Study but don't hand it in

    Grande Or Venti: We don't have time for a handjob right now

    A&W Or Tim Hortons: If anyone reads down this far I'm sorry @Cib3rNaut is such an asshole making this stupid piece of shit

    Five Star Resort Or Stay At Home: I'll go anywhere for a good time

    Math Or Make Up: Brains and beauty lol I was blessed with a tail

    How Long Have You Been Out Of School: stop making me feel old

    Black Or White: That's a racist question, you racist.

    Green Or Purple: still racist

    Grey Or Yellow: probably the most racist


    Binge Watch Porno Or Write A Poem: I think you already know

    Be Creative Or Being Cremated:
    Whatever gets me through this quicker

    Favorite Insect: Wrecky

    Do You Like Ants Or Antelope More: My aunts are bitches

    Sleep With DjFly For Nothing And Live Or Die Wealthy In Pain: @Cib3rNaut do you love @djfly? Are you obsessed with seeing the two of us in a porno?

    White Powder Or Black Powder:
    Racist! The army wouldn't even ask me that

    Chowder Or A Day At The Zoo By Yourself: I can talk to animals

    Cats Or Dogs: Assholes

    Crack Cocaine Or Carnation Instant Breakfast: Ugh

    Drake Or Rihanna: UGH!

    Be A Wizard Or Be A Walton: There is no end to the stupidity

    Minecraft Or Mining And Crafts: Gold rush Alaska

    Spicy Food Or Sour Food: That's a secret

    Simple Dudes Or Complex Dudes: Dumb as rocks


    Spaced Out Dudes Or Down To Earth Dudes: Brainless meat sacks preferably

    Remove All Dudes From This Questionnaire Or Add More Dudes?: **** off

    Jump Off A Bridge Naked Or Jeff Bridges Naked: Both

    Pancakes Or Crepes: Naked grapes

    Make Your Own Fun Or Be Funny As ****: I have no sense of humour

    Simpsons Or Futurama: Whalers on the moon

    The Beatles Or Actual Volkswagen Beatles: I want to punch you so bad right now

    Blowjobs Or Booze: All day long

    Favorite Time Of The Day:
    When the sun goes nova

    Favorite Meal Of The Day:
    Cock burger

    How Many Star Systems Are Currently Above You in The Night Sky: All of them if I stay up late

    The Square Route Of 50 Billion:
    Gwyneth Paltrow

    Find The Last Remaining Side Of A Triangle With Sides Measuring 6FT And 5FT: Is this like the Eiffel tower but with chicks?

    How Long Does It Take For Light To Reach Yourself From The Sun In October: Gwyneth Paltrow I think

    Are You Currently Nauseous Or Suffering From Any Illnesses:
    I fucking hate @Cib3rNaut

    Make Your Own Last Question And Answer It:
    No.

    That took me 15 mother fucking minutes you asshole, I want those back. But shoutout to anyone brave enough to fill this in for serious  And shoutout to @Posta and @Ready.Set.Go. for answering the original
     
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