The Basics: Name: Patrick Date of Birth: June 23 Birthplace: Calgary, Canada Current Location: Calgary Canada Eye Colour: Blue Hair Colour: Dirty Blond with grey highlights Height: 6’1” Heritage: Heinz 57 Religion: Pastafarian Piercings: one ear, many retired Tattoos: 5 Favourite Band/Singer: Tool Song: Ænima Movie: What Dreams May Come Disney Movie: Beauty and the Beast TV show: Supernatural Colour: Orange Food: edible. Meal: Pho Pizza topping: Pepperoni Ice-Cream Flavor: Half Baked Drink (alcoholic): n/a Soda: coke Store: memory express Clothing Brand: meh Shoe Brand: DC Season: Spring Month: May Holiday/Festival: Halloween Flower: Tiger Lily Make-Up Item: sex Board game: Ticket to Ride This or That Sunny or rainy: Sunny Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla Fruit or veggie: Tomato Night or day: Night Sour or sweet: Sour Love or money: Love Phone or in person: in person Looks or personality: personality Coffee or tea: tea Hot or cold: hot Your.. Goal for this year: debt free Most missed memory: the smell of the ocean when I left my apartment in Surrey Best physical feature: eyes First thought waking up: 5 more minutes Hypothetical personality disorder: anxiety Preferred type of plastic surgery: tongue extension would be cool Sesame street alter ego: Snuffy! Fairytale alter ego: I’m probably in an oven somewhere Most stupid remark: them “hi” me “doing great thinks!” Worst crime: smoking pot Greatest ambition: be self employed Greatest fear: being alone Darkest secret: closet romantic Favorite subject: biology Strangest received gift: dildo definitely Worst habit: Do You.. Smoke: no Drink: no Curse: yes Shower daily: yes Like thunderstorms: yes Dance in the rain: yes Sing: badly Play an instrument: badly Get along with your parents: yes/no Wish on stars: no Believe in fate: no Believe in love at first sight: yes Can You?? Drive: yes Sew: yes Cook: yes Speak another language: no Dance: yes Sing: still badly Touch your nose with your tongue: no Whistle: yes Curl your tongue: yes Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: yes Been Stoned/High: yes Eaten Sushi: yes Been in Love: yes Skipped school: yes Made prank calls: yes Sent someone a love letter: yes Stolen something: yes Cried yourself to sleep: yes Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: greed Are you right or left handed?: right What is your bedtime?: 9:30pm Name three things you can't live without: food, water, dog What is the color of your room?: mirrored Do you have any siblings?: 4 sisters Do you have any pets?: pug named Kaia Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: no What is you middle name?: Joseph What are you nicknames?: Flip, Trick Are you for or against gay marriage?: marriage is stupid, but anyone who wants to do it should be allowed to marry whoever the **** they want. What are your thoughts abortion?: kill em all Do you have a crush on anyone?: always Are you afraid of the dark?: no How do you want to die?: skydiving accident when I’m 103 What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: 20 maybe? Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: if I had someone whom I loved, yes What is the last law youve broken?: smoked non LP weed What I look for Hair colour: don’t care Eye colour: light - blue, green, hazel Height: 4’8 to 5’8 Weight: slim Most important physical feature: heart Biggest turn-off: desperation Greatest thing about Wrecky: dedication!
The Basics: Name: Jesse Date of Birth: September 12 Birthplace: Edmonton, AB Current Location: Edmonton, AB Eye Colour: dark green Hair Colour: dark brown Height: 6'2 Heritage: mainly Irish and Norwegian with some English, Scottish, and Iroquois first nation Religion: agnostic/none Piercings: none Tattoos: none Favourite Band/Singer: Billy Talent Song: Livin' Free by The Wild Movie: Total Recall (original with Arnold Schwarzenegger) Disney Movie: The Lion King TV show: Game of Thrones Colour: red Food: calamari Meal: fish and chips or anything with lobster Pizza topping: Italian sausage Ice-Cream Flavor: cookies n cream Drink (alcoholic): Strongbow apple cider Soda: Barq's root beer Store: HMV when it was still open Clothing Brand: don't have one Shoe Brand: don't have one Season: winter Month: December Holiday/Festival: Christmas Flower: rose Make-Up Item: eye shadow (on a girl obv) Board game: Monopoly This or That Sunny or rainy: rainy Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla Fruit or veggie: fruit Night or day: night Sour or sweet: sweet Love or money: love Phone or in person: in person Looks or personality: personality (both are needed, but looks can appear better with a good personality) Coffee or tea: tea Hot or cold: hot Your.. Goal for this year: find a decent girl to date Most missed memory: being in school and seeing friends every day Best physical feature: butt First thought waking up: I want to stay in bed for another hour Hypothetical personality disorder: histrionic personality disorder Preferred type of plastic surgery: nose job Sesame street alter ego: Bert Fairytale alter ego: prince charming Most stupid remark: no idea.. I did once call a really short slutty girl who was pissing me off a "tater thot" once tho Worst crime: seeing an escort Greatest ambition: traveling the world and seeing somewhere on every continent Greatest fear: dying before I'm able to achieve the things that makes me happiest and fulfill my goals Darkest secret: not really sure, if I post it, it isn't really a secret anymore is it? Favorite subject: biology Strangest received gift: a plastic banana Worst habit: skin picking when nervous or uncomfortable or stressed Do You.. Smoke: no Drink: socially Curse: yes Shower daily: not every day Like thunderstorms: love them Dance in the rain: no Sing: no Play an instrument: no Get along with your parents: Yes. I get along much better with my dad since I've been moved out of there. Wish on stars: once or twice just because Believe in fate: nope, I think we make our own fate and rely on luck sometimes Believe in love at first sight: no, more like lust at first sight that eventually turns into love Can You?? Drive: yes Sew: no Cook: yes Speak another language: no Dance: no (soon to change, hopefully) Sing: no Touch your nose with your tongue: no Whistle: no - tried, but could never get it Curl your tongue: yes Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: yes, but only a handful of times Been Stoned/High: no Eaten Sushi: yes Been in Love: I don't think so.. thought it was love in one case but I don't think it really was Skipped school: not until university, but a few times Made prank calls: once or twice as a kid Sent someone a love letter: once Stolen something: yes Cried yourself to sleep: yes Random shit: vague, but sure What annoys you most in a person?: flakiness and inability to commit to anything or keep plans Are you right or left handed?: left handed What is your bedtime?: I try for 11 on work nights but it doesn't always work, whenever on non work nights Name three things you can't live without: internet, the gym, social interaction What is the color of your room?: white Do you have any siblings?: one sister who's 24 Do you have any pets?: none anymore Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: no What is you middle name?: Patrick What are you nicknames?: Jess (or sometimes dumbass, if you ask my dad) Are you for or against gay marriage?: for What are your thoughts abortion?: pro-choice Do you have a crush on anyone?: of course Are you afraid of the dark?: no How do you want to die?: in my sleep when I'm very old hopefully What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: like 4, I think? Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: N/A but I'd hope I would love the person that much What is the last law you've broken?: pulled an illegal U-turn when driving.. pretty sure I was also speeding at one point during that same trip What I look for Hair colour: blonde Eye colour: blue Height: short to average Weight: medium/average.. not skinny, but not fat either (small mid-section/stomach and a little bit thick in other places is perfection) Most important physical feature: arms Biggest turn-off: coming across as too aloof/carefree/non-committed/non-"present".. however you want to word it Greatest thing about Wrecky: her positively glowing personality that makes everyone love her
Name: Whisky Date of Birth: aug 13 Birthplace: BC Current Location: BC Eye Colour: brown, green, blue Hair Colour: dark brown Height: 5'9? Heritage: irish, dutch, native, engrish, possibly more Religion: none Piercings: lip Tattoos: half sleeve, back, ribcage, hip, right elbow, wrist , finger Favourite Band/Singer: meeehhh.... brody dalle Song: idk, but my ipod say's bob marley slave driver Movie: id have to say the saw series Disney Movie: ............. idfk, alice in wonderland? TV show: rick and morty Colour: its a hard time between blue, red, purple and green.. Food: chines Meal: ^ Pizza topping: beef? Ice-Cream Flavor: bubblegum Drink (alcoholic): gibson's/cracken Soda: dr pep Store: does amazon count? Clothing Brand: cheap Shoe Brand: dakota Season: summer Month: aug Holiday/Festival: Halloween Flower: idk Make-Up Item: black eyeliner Board game: monopaly Sunny or rainy: Sunny Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate Fruit or veggie: fruit Night or day: Night Sour or sweet: sweet Love or money: Love Phone or in person: in person Looks or personality: personality Coffee or tea: tea Hot or cold: hot Goal for this year: vaycay Most missed memory: no comment Best physical feature: eyes First thought waking up: ... fml Hypothetical personality disorder: mad Preferred type of plastic surgery: .... none Sesame street alter ego: de frog a guess Fairytale alter ego: wat Most stupid remark: another day in **** you stfu (parridise) Worst crime: trafficing Greatest ambition: pilot / captain Greatest fear: idk Darkest secret: no comment Favorite subject: anything dark Strangest received gift: micro wave? Smoke: yeah Drink: Curse: yeahh Shower daily: no Like thunderstorms: yeahh Dance in the rain: sure Sing: i like to sing song's motorheaded Play an instrument: mhmmmm Get along with your parents: ma yes, pa, meh. Wish on stars: falling Believe in fate: yes Believe in love at first sight: possibly Drive: yeahhhhh Sew: yeah Cook: yeaahhhh Speak another language: a few words in a few Dance: kinda? we dance dumb Sing: again? Touch your nose with your tongue: nope Whistle: yep Curl your tongue: yeah Been Drunk: wow Been Stoned/High: lsd was great Eaten Sushi: yep Been in Love: sadley Skipped school: mhmmm Made prank calls: yeah actually Sent someone a love letter: no? Stolen something: hehehehe Cried yourself to sleep: childhood What annoys you most in a person?: alot Are you right or left handed?: right What is your bedtime?: whenever i can Name three things you can't live without: substances, enterTAINMENT What is the color of your room?: white n wood Do you have any siblings?: sis n brew Do you have any pets?: cat Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: uhm yeah? What is you middle name?: william What are you nicknames?: spike, whisky, nootnoot. Are you for or against gay marriage? for What are your thoughts abortion?: you do you Do you have a crush on anyone?: yeah Are you afraid of the dark?: no How do you want to die?: fast What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: 7ish? Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: maybe What is the last law youve broken?: think i walked out on a tab Hair colour: done with brunets Eye colour: light - blue or green Height: ehhhhh, dont really care. Weight: meh, Most important physical feature: meh Biggest turn-off: self centered
The Basics: Name: Crystal Date of Birth: july 13 Birthplace: yyc Current Location: yyc Eye Colour: poo Hair Colour: ruby red Height: 5'8 Heritage: scottish. french, irish, and I believe some Norwegian. Religion: buddhist Piercings: 0g lobes, second left lobe, nip, tongue, nose Tattoos: 1 quote Favourite Band/Singer: touche amore Song: hold that sound Movie: pulp fiction Disney Movie: 101 dalmations TV show: omg idk Colour: purple Food: garlic parm dry rub wings Meal: chicken alfredo lasagna Pizza topping: pepperoni, feta, olives, extra cheese, bacon, sometimes sausage Ice-Cream Flavor: cookie dough Drink (alcoholic): spiced rum Soda: barqs Store: sephora Clothing Brand: idk Shoe Brand: adidas Season: summer Month: july Holiday/Festival: christmas Flower: no clue Make-Up Item: liquid matte lipstick Board game: CAH even though its not a board game This or That Sunny or rainy: sunny Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla Fruit or veggie: fruit Night or day: night Sour or sweet: sweet Love or money: tru luv Phone or in person: person Looks or personality: person Coffee or tea: caffeine Hot or cold: hot Your.. Goal for this year: to not go crazy Most missed memory: too many Best physical feature: legs First thought waking up: go back to sleep Hypothetical personality disorder: narcissistic Preferred type of plastic surgery: boobs i guess Sesame street alter ego: ernie Fairytale alter ego: idk Most stupid remark: me: how are you doing today? them: great thanks! and you? me: I'm doing well thank you, and you? ... Worst crime: Greatest ambition: live to be an impressively old age without being gibbled Greatest fear: i have lots Darkest secret: no Favorite subject: biology Strangest received gift: someone once left a bag of sex toys and outfits on my doorstep once. never saw them in my life. i think it was student from the nearby high school leaving them on random doorsteps or something. Worst habit: overthinking Do You.. Smoke: just plants Drink: socially Curse: ya Shower daily: ya Like thunderstorms: mostly Dance in the rain: not often Sing: nu Play an instrument: not anymore Get along with your parents: usually Wish on stars: im not a kid Believe in fate: eh Believe in love at first sight: no Can You?? Drive: mostly Sew: kinda Cook: ye Speak another language: no Dance: ehhhh Sing: nah Touch your nose with your tongue: no Whistle: kinda Curl your tongue: noooo Have you Evveerr? Been Drunk: many unpleasant times Been Stoned/High: i am rn Eaten Sushi: love it Been in Love: yah Skipped school: of course Made prank calls: yep Sent someone a love letter: as a joke Stolen something: when i was younger Cried yourself to sleep: yeah, happens sometimes Random shit: What annoys you most in a person?: when they dont listen Are you right or left handed?: right What is your bedtime?: whenever Name three things you can't live without: mozza stcks, peaches, bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers What is the color of your room?: black lmao Do you have any siblings?: lil bro Do you have any pets?: 2 pugs Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?: idk depends on why i hate them What is you middle name?: lee What are you nicknames?: slimeball, poke, punk, your royal highness lmao, mom, bitch Are you for or against gay marriage?: for What are your thoughts abortion?: do what u want Do you have a crush on anyone?: ya Are you afraid of the dark?: no How do you want to die?: peacefully or quick What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?: 9 Would you take a bullet for the one you love?: why are they being shot tho What is the last law youve broken?: dunno What I look for my sanity Biggest turn-off: being disrespectful