Oranges

A thread about oranges.
I left an orange on my bedside table for a few days and my dehumidifier sucked all the life out of it. Saddest orange ever.

 

I have a mummified tangerine in my room

 

When my old cat died I got depressed and slept in my closet for like a week and I had an orange in there with me which went mouldy next to his collar and ruined his smell I hate oranges

 

You've inspired me to throw away my dry AF orange. It is officially out of my life

 

I like Christmas oranges, but I always hurt my fingernails opening them

 

You mean Mandarin? That's the one I had that died. I don't like big oranges

 

i hate oranges and especially orange flavoured stuff

 

I like orange chocolate

 

oh shit, forgot about orange chocolate

 

I like oranges and dislike scurvy

 

Yassss that's my jam right there

 

Can you get terry’s chocolate oranges all year round?

 

Not that I know of

 

I’ve smoked buds outta oranges before

 

I've baked cakes inside of oranges

 

I can juggle oranges

 

I carve oranges into tiny jackolanterns

 

Fawk that was my next one! But seriously I love oranges but I always have to have some peel them for me

 

I can peel mandarins without help, but I gave up on California oranges a long time ago. Too much work involved