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  1. tool

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    That's actually a really good point. A preacher must be ready to be publicly humiliated and hated, just like Jesus.
    Ain't no such thing as an anonymous reverend.
     
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  2. The Reverend

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    Then my deacons have spoken with wisdom to advise me to keep my identity from them.
     
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    I already said no odor trust his cum
     
  4. Squire72

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    Your deacons are corrupt child molesters. I’ll try to be more specific, as you seem a little thick
     
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  5. The Reverend

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    You misspoke then. You seem to struggle with communication.
     
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  6. Mr.Lame

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    Personally, we need a crazy preacher on here, spices it up a bit.
     
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    I didn’t misspeak, I just wasn’t specific enough. Most people know that church elders are among the highest concentration of convicted child molesters, but they probably try not to shine a light on that. Your ignorance is excusable given that.
     
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  8. The Reverend

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    Six of one, half a dozen of another.

    That may or may not be true of other churches...but not mine...PRAISE JESUS!!!
     
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    god sent you to nexopia to spread the great news to all 50 members.. you must be important
     
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    @The Reverend I'll convert if you can find me a wife through the church. I promise. :)
     
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  11. Squire72

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    Denial is not just a river in Egypt
     
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  12. The Reverend

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    Luke 15:1-7

    1 Then drew near unto him all the publicans and sinners for to hear him.

    2 And the Pharisees and scribes murmured, saying, This man receiveth sinners, and eateth with them.

    3 And he spake this parable unto them, saying,

    4 What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it?

    5 And when he hath found it, he layeth it on his shoulders, rejoicing.

    6 And when he cometh home, he calleth together his friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost.

    7 I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.
     
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    Romans 8:6 - For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
     
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    Fine.

    #fuckbitchesandhailsatan
     
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    Ya ya bla bla :headbang:
     
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    Matthew 25:41 - Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
     
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    ur from ohio aren't you
     
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    Would that change the veracity of the message I bring?
     
  20. Mithras

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    why would u think that it would?
     

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