Parents thread

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  1. Mr.Lame

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    I've been known to water a mean plant does that count?
     
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    I jerked off and wiped my dick on some tissues, went to through it in the toilet but missed a sheet.

    My sister comes barging into the bathroom, she has poison ivy on her vagina. She grabs the first tissue she sees (the one I just used) and starts wiping the tissue on her vagina. We had a daughter, we named her Cassandra.
     
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    Depends on the plant
     
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    I don't know its Latin name but its carniverous, which is good for bug control
     
  7. Mr.Lame

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    I have a venus fly trap hahaha
     
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    Yeah this is some kinda variant of a venus fly trap, its more like carniverous tubes rather than mouths
     
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    OH I know what those are, those things can grow large enough to eat bunnies.
     
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    Yeah theyre totally alien looking :lol:
     
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    So my kid has reached the age where she thinks it's hilarious to try and steal my socks. I have lost like 6 pairs from being stretched now :iik:
     
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    She steals them and stretches them? Evil
     
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    Pure evil man. I can't even have good collars on shirts cause they get stretched too. T.T
     
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    See this is why I'm seriously contemplating never having kids

    Unforeseen expenses and difficulties happening all the time :skull:
     
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    That's not what happened. You just boned her, lol. :)
     
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    I've lost many due to the dryer monster, lol. :)
     
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    I think we've all been a victim to this.. how does it even happen?! D:
     
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    Luckily we live in a world where woman are more accepting of not having kidlits. Otherwise you're screeeewed.
     
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    Not all women :foie:
     
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    Having to con your kids into doing things is fun I won't lie hahaha
     
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