Parents thread

Who here are parents.

@skrinkle @Wrecky pet parents don't count

 

I've been known to water a mean plant does that count?

 

I jerked off and wiped my dick on some tissues, went to through it in the toilet but missed a sheet.

My sister comes barging into the bathroom, she has poison ivy on her vagina. She grabs the first tissue she sees (the one I just used) and starts wiping the tissue on her vagina. We had a daughter, we named her Cassandra.

 

Depends on the plant

 

@Shonna has a kid right?

 

I don't know its Latin name but its carniverous, which is good for bug control

 

I have a venus fly trap hahaha

 

Yeah this is some kinda variant of a venus fly trap, its more like carniverous tubes rather than mouths

 

OH I know what those are, those things can grow large enough to eat bunnies.

 

Yeah theyre totally alien looking

 

So my kid has reached the age where she thinks it's hilarious to try and steal my socks. I have lost like 6 pairs from being stretched now

 

She steals them and stretches them? Evil

 

Pure evil man. I can't even have good collars on shirts cause they get stretched too. T.T

 

See this is why I'm seriously contemplating never having kids

Unforeseen expenses and difficulties happening all the time

 

That's not what happened. You just boned her, lol.

 

I've lost many due to the dryer monster, lol.

 

I think we've all been a victim to this.. how does it even happen?! D:

 

Luckily we live in a world where woman are more accepting of not having kidlits. Otherwise you're screeeewed.

 

Not all women

 

Having to con your kids into doing things is fun I won't lie hahaha