People standing outside toilet when you're taking a dump

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  1. mikeconley11

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    I'm at the library trying to take a shit but there's people outside the door waiting to use it. They're talking so loud and it's so distracting.

    This is like the biggest library in the fucking country, there's about 5 different toilets they can go to.

    Now I'm gonna have to make awkward eye contact with them when I walk out of here.
     
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  2. mikeconley11

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    Update: they gave me a dirty look like they've never shat before.

    This thread is now about why unisex toilets suck
     
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  3. mcpon14

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    Did they knock on the wall for you to hurry up, lol? :cussing:
     
  4. mikeconley11

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    No, I would have shat on their faces if they did.
     
  5. MarkFL

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    It is because of shit like this that I haven't defecated in a public toilet since 1975. :)
     
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  6. mcpon14

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    But what if you are out and about and have to go poop? :shifty:
     
  7. MarkFL

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    I wait until I get home. ;)
     
  8. mcpon14

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    You don't get sudden diarrhea attacks? :shifty:
     
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  9. mikeconley11

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    Doing an all nighter, have to take my shit here. I have an exam in 6 hours :(
     
  10. mcpon14

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    Why don't you wear an adult diaper, so you can study more? :)
     
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  11. mikeconley11

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    Is this another weird fetish of yours?
     
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  12. MarkFL

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    So far, only at home. :)
     
  13. mcpon14

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    Can you film it for me if you do wear one and take a dump? :shifty:
     
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  14. 867k

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    I'm with you there. I'll run 16+ hour days and still wait until I get home. **** public restrooms and port-a-pottys.
    Hell, I've used the rear bumper of my truck as a back rest and took a shit in the middle of a forest service road. 2km down the road I passed a couple light vehicles hauling snow machines :rofl:
     
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  15. mcpon14

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    Why don't you open the door and let them all watch? :eyepop:
     
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  16. mikeconley11

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    Haley Michelle O'Connor, these fetishes have to stop you have a problem.
     
  17. mcpon14

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    If I'm able to do remote-viewing, when are you next taking a dump in a public restroom. If so, what are the exact coordinates? :shifty:
     
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    51.6420° N, 4.7767° W
     
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  19. SalemTheCat

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    You should've pranck them asking some toilet paper and then whiping shit on them. Check this!

     
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  20. Squire72

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    Do they have the weird public toilets with only half a door there? I was completely shocked when I saw them in Seattle, everyone can see your face while you poop
     

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