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Pick up lines

Discussion in 'Relationship Advice' started by Mr.Lame, Jan 23, 2018.

  1. Mr.Lame

    Mr.Lame Veteran Pic Mod

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    What's the first thing you say to whomever your interested in

    Personally I suck at the cheesy lines so I open up with "how do you break the ice?.... You smash it"
     
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    I let the ladies come to me...I'm the catch, not them. :)
     
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    mcpon14 Junkie

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    I just say, "hi," then subtly swing my hair to land on one of my shoulders. Maybe push the cleavage together a little bit. And gently smile. :)
     
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    I've always been rude to hot boys :) For some reason that makes them try harder.
     
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    Is your dad a baker because he made you a qt pie
     
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    And if that fails there's always the classic "damn girl are you a fire alarm? Because you're really fucking loud and annoying".
     
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    mcpon14 Junkie

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    This worked on a guy from another guy: "Hey, can I have sex with you?" :)
     
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    "you have really pretty eyes" works 9/10
     
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    mcpon14 Junkie

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    But she'll say, "Why are you talking to my tits, then?"
     
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    I've never used something like this and had it met with anything other than just me getting laughed at.
     
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    I suppose women tend to chase me more than I chase them. So when I do compliment them, they think I want to take them home, even if I don't.
     
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    Haha chicks are for gays
     
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    Must be nice
     
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    There must be something wrong with my auto-aim because I can't take my eyes off of you.
     
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    I feel like "you look so familiar" is best thing you can say to subtly say you like a person and you want to sex. For some reason that works, and you didn't have to be vulnerable at all to say it.
     
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    You're hot and I'm cheesy. We're basically a pizza. (Yeah, it's not good, whatever).
     
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    I'm using that.
     
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    Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
     
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    you're cuter than a basket full of puppies
     
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    This one dude's pick-up line (I read this on the news one time, lol) is to keep dipping this little puppy in his tub as if he was going to drown him and this girl was screaming for him to stop. He said that he did it so he could spend time with her, so I guess it worked. :rofl: The puppy wasn't hurt during this, by the way. :)
     

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