Discussion in 'Relationship Advice' started by Mr.Lame, Jan 23, 2018.
are you from heaven cause i got an erection
There's this girl I know from high school who's husband used this line when they first met "are you a school? cause I'd love to shoot some kids in you"..
They have 3 kids now.
I've also described myself as "hot and ready like a little ceasars pizza" before too. heh.
This guy used this line on a stewardess on a flight that I was on: "You look like my future ex-wife."
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