Post a recent pic of yourself itt

all the filters

 

She’s a murderer lol do you know who she is?

 

Yeah, I got that. Cough cough, can't say anymore out of fear of my life, cough cough.

 

She's a free woman right now, too. I think that she's married with kids, right now. You could stalk her and find her if you want.

 

looking cheesy trying to get local clients on instagram

 

This mask tickles so much

 

What's the ingredients in the mask?

 

Fingertips barely touching the skin

 

I dunno. I'll look when I'm around the item and let you know. I do know it's carbonated though.

 

baking soda
its got baking soda

 

Might as well go for soda

That smile needs a version that looks like it’s singing

 

Handboner

 

This is what we're calling you from now on @handbanane

 

@handbanane Wanna go on a date?

 

We can hang.

 

Okay.

But also I was complimenting your good looks