Taco Bell watermelon Freeze, aka a slurpee, but with real watermelon seeds in it, lol. So if you are absent-mindedly drinking it, you can all of a sudden find yourself choking, lol.
Who wouldn't be, lol? The French peasantry was about to storm the castle of the royals, overthrow the government and cause a lot of bloodshed if they didn't hand over some bread, lol.